21 Hilarious Identify The Puns

A teen just got her driver’s license but was soon pulled over for speeding. “Please identify yourself,” said the officer after she rolled down the window.

She glanced in the rear view mirror and said, “Yes, Officer, that’s me!”

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👤︎ u/DatabaseSolid

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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How do you identify the Catholics at a Star Wars convention?

When you say, "May the force be with you!"

The Catholics all respond, "And with your spirit!"

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👤︎ u/lodiman77

📅︎ Nov 07 2021

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what's the hardest kind of mouse to identify?

anonymous

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👤︎ u/c_h_a_r_

📅︎ Aug 20 2021

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A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.

I guess he urned it.

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👤︎ u/1P221

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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How did the police identify the body of a dead monk?

They checked his transcen-dental records.

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👤︎ u/Funk_Dunker

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Both of my parents don't identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. They are both very honest and open people.

I guess you could say they're transparent.

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👤︎ u/leah_onomatopoeia

📅︎ Mar 05 2021

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I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...

Sometimes they take this schist for granite.

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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How do you identify the gender of an ant?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant If it floats, it's buoyant.

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👤︎ u/avigyan_33

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.

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👤︎ u/mcleodpirate

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth