A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
11 year old named Kevin: I donβt know who Catherine OβHara is.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
I'd rather have a full bottle in front o' me...
Than a full frontal labotomy
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︎ Aug 15 2020
O I C
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︎ Apr 11 2019
All my baby says is A E I O U...
I have no idea where he picked up this vowel language.
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︎ May 15 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
I o, let's go, make soup
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︎ May 09 2020
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I think my blood type is Type O
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︎ Feb 25 2020
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
βͺMy mate gets really angry if you say a e i o or u in front of him β¬
He has irritable vowel syndrome
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︎ Oct 31 2019
M a k a r o v i
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Iβm hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.
Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I am a g o d
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︎ Sep 13 2019
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
π
Affectionately,
Dad
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︎ Dec 05 2019
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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︎ Aug 31 2019
No joke I just miss my dad. Happy fathers day in heaven dad dad daddy-o
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I carved this jackβoβlantern yesterday...
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︎ Oct 24 2017
Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I got one-upped by my 6 y.o. son
My son made himself a banana sandwich.
Son: "This is what monkeys eat."
I thought I'd mess with him a bit on this "fact", and throw some dad humour at him.
Me: "What?! Monkeys don't eat sandwiches! How do they even bake the bread?"
Son: "With a g'rilla."
I think this kid is going places. I was completely outdone.
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︎ Nov 08 2014
On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ockβ¦obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?
That's a really good koality picture.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
85 y/o married couple next door can hardly walk. I sometimes see them creeping around the bushes between the houses.
They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
βJesus Christ, Iβm more than 15 minutes late for my 3 O clock appointment!!
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︎ Jul 29 2018
If Guns Nβ Roses ever open a hotel, I hope they have a Suite Child Oβ Mine
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︎ May 25 2018
E y e r o n i c
So I went to the eye doctor today
she was blind in one eye
Oh, the eyerony!
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, βHow do you spell crocodile?β They said βK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-Lβ. I told them that was incorrect.
They responded, βMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.β
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︎ Jan 31 2019
So o was at the center of the earth but I couldnβt understand what they were saying
Because they were talking in core-ean
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︎ Dec 16 2018
If I was Beto OβRourke
Every time someone came up to me & asked βare you Beto?β, Iβd say βyou Beto believe it!β
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Iβve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl
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︎ Feb 19 2019
I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.
It was a real gourdy scene.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
When I eat alphabet soup, I like to eat the O's. But not the sad O's, just the cheeriO's
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︎ Aug 03 2018
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I really hate it when people say βaβ, βeβ, βiβ, βoβ, or βuβ
Doctor says I have irritable vowel syndrome.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
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