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I Wanna Know Puns

A list of puns related to "I Wanna Know"

Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?

Microwave.

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👤︎ u/dothemagic
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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👤︎ u/Lahkli
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Wanna know why I like to do yard work?

It really takes the hedge off!

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👤︎ u/Probcauz
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/im_the_clone
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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I wanna know where that bar is.
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👤︎ u/KrissiKross
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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You wanna know what I don't like about babies?

They're all born with da fetus attitudes.

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Wanna know where I stole all my dad jokes?

A dad-a-base

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👤︎ u/superto3
📅︎ May 15 2020
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wanna know why I like forks?

because spoons are pointless

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👤︎ u/TheCommonersLife
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Wanna know what I did when I got the draft letter for WWIII on Iran?

I ran.

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👤︎ u/TheMemestUsernameFTW
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?

I can’t take the stares.

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👤︎ u/Musicmanst90
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Wanna know how much I love onions?

Shallot.

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👤︎ u/MarsRoadster
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Wanna know why I can't be buried in a cemetery?

I'm still alive

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👤︎ u/TJPancaker
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?

H2Oww

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👤︎ u/JayBoy1879
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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Wanna know how I burned 2014 calories in just an hour?

I left my frozen pizza in the oven for too long

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👤︎ u/subhi2
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?

Cause tennis too many.

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👤︎ u/CulturedGrass
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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A train just went by here, wanna know how I know?

It left its tracks.

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👤︎ u/JLECVICTORY
📅︎ Jun 18 2015
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Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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👤︎ u/Wontonio_the_ninja
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Wanna know why I don't drink water?

It's because I'm a man of taste.

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👤︎ u/leecy1320
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Do you wanna know how I slept?

With my eyes closed

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👤︎ u/HiThisIsForNothing
📅︎ May 11 2019
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You know what I wanna do once I graduate from nursing school?

Be a midhusband

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👤︎ u/anxiouscuke
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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"You wanna know something? You are really really ugly," I said to the pack of bin bags.

"Have you lost your mind?" asked the woman next to me.

"No," I said, "Look on the label. It says they're degradable."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Do you wanna know why I like mushrooms so much?

Because they’re fun guys

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👤︎ u/cloudsarehats
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Wanna know why I don’t like sausages?

Because they are the wurst...

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👤︎ u/TruDood
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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You wanna know how I got through Middle East really fast?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/drkaczur
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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Told my daughter "No" to something, she replies with "but daaaaadddd I wanna know whyyyyy!"

My response: "Well I want to know W, but we can't meet all the letters we want now can we?"

Daughter: (angry and annoyed tone) "That's NOT funny dad...."

My wife got a chuckle out of it.

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👤︎ u/Xanaoded
📅︎ Oct 09 2015
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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👤︎ u/masodilla
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Do you wanna know how I escaped ISIS?

Iran

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👤︎ u/Iamgej
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Wanna know how I got from Pakistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/JTR_finn
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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