I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....
Then they fried me for no raisin.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I used to work as a can crusher
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...
...It really was a tankless job.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
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︎ May 28 2020
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.....
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
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︎ May 16 2020
I used to work at the orange juice factory..
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
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︎ May 28 2020
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
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︎ May 16 2020
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory
I could never find a place to park!
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I used to work at the calendar factory
... but was fired for taking a couple of days off!
Not unknown, but a fave. I also wanted to say I became a certified dad today! I plan on utilizing this sub to torture my new child.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I used to work at a square tyre factory...
It was a real bumpy ride.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I used to work in a bank.
But then I lost interest.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I used to work at a soup place where I'd start every interaction
"Chowder you guys doing today? Miso sorry for the puns, what can I get โphแป you, brother?"
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
I used to work in a muffler shop, but I had to give it up...
because it was exhausting.
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︎ May 23 2019
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I used to work at a can crushing company
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︎ Sep 29 2019
I used to bicycle to work and was never once late.
Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon
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︎ Jan 27 2019
I used to work in a garden center and they had thyme just for pizza, which I thought was a rip off because any thyme is pizza thyme.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I used to work at a store that put the teas on the same shelf as the pea pods.
Whenever someone asked where the butterfly pea flower tea was, we would say, โBlue tea is in the aisle of the pea holder.โ
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I used to work as a pizza delivery boy
But then I got pizzeria, so I had to quit
My dad just told this one, so sorry if it's been posted several times
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I used to work in a superglue factory
Everyone there was stuck-up
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
I used to work in a factory making tennis equipment, but I got tired of all the racket.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I used to work for a doctor specializing in circumcisions, but he never paid me a cent...
I guess you could say that I worked for tips
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︎ Oct 01 2018
I used to have a work in a job crushing coca cola cans
But I quit - it was soda pressing
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︎ Apr 21 2018
I used to work in the elevator business
It had its ups and downs, but at least the garbage business is always picking up.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
I used to work in a mirror factory.
It was easy work so I had a lot of time for reflection.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop..
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I used to work at a calendar factory
But I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I used to work at a calandar factory...
I was fired for taking a couple days off
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︎ Oct 31 2017
i used to work in a shoe factory
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I used to work at a shoe recycling shop but I had to quit.
It was destroying my sole.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory
I could never find a place to park!
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︎ Apr 14 2019
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
I used to work at a bank..
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I used to work in a calendar factory
I got fired because I took a few days off
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︎ Jul 29 2018
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop
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︎ Apr 11 2019
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