A list of puns related to "I Paralyze"
Paralyze (pair of lies)
I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.
S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.
Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.
A paralyzed bear.
A man gets into a very serious car accident on the highway and has to be rushed to the hospital. After he comes to, he is told that his whole left side is paralyzed and likely won't ever work again. To this the man said "well doctor, how am i supposed to live?" to which the doctor replied "don't worry sir, you'll be All Right."
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