I Know What I Like Puns

A list of puns related to "I Know What I Like"

You know what kind of music I like to listen to when I cut the grass?

Mow-town

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👤︎ u/jdanl89
📅︎ Jun 15 2022
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Would you like to know what state I live in?

The state of depression

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👤︎ u/StatisticianMajor62
📅︎ Jun 06 2022
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Most people I ask, know what moth balls smell like...

I always ask them, how do you spread their tiny legs?

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👤︎ u/DixonHerbox
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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I don't like carpenter bees. They creep me out, boring into my porch swing– I don't know what they're up to– I make a point to kill em whenever I can

I'm a wood bee assassin

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👤︎ u/termeownator
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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You know what I really like about wind turbines?

They're huge fans of green energy!

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👤︎ u/poweruser86
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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My girlfriend wanted to know what I look like with my glasses on but i told her I’ve been trying to find them for three days, she said “please I need to see”

I said yeah me too that’s why I’m looking for my glasses

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👤︎ u/dabstain
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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You wanna know what I don't like about babies?

They're all born with da fetus attitudes.

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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You know what I like about working at the morgue?

People are just dying to get in.

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👤︎ u/xseiber
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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This morning I asked my wife like a reporter, "The world wants to know, what it's like being married to the funniest man alive?"

She said, "Meh."

So I immediately said, "You heard it here, folks, it's a meh zing."

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👤︎ u/gamerspoon
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Do you know what I like about nuns?

Their good habits.

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👤︎ u/Farewel_Welfare
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Know what I like about midgets?

Very little.

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👤︎ u/OCR9
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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The Great Dad Joke: So Moses is talking to God and he's all like "I don't know what to call you, I'm confused" and God is like "Hi confused, I AM".
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👤︎ u/Rustey_Shackleford
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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I have never been able to smell moth balls. Do you know what they smell like? Yeah?

How do you get their little legs apart!?

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👤︎ u/swingleberries
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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Happy Pi Day, everybody! You know what I like to get in the mail on Pi Day?

Circulars.

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👤︎ u/jawn317
📅︎ Mar 14 2017
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I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,

But it's sweeping the nation!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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You know what I like about fandoms?

They come with free shipping.

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👤︎ u/slovakiin
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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