I quizzed my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" She frowned, shook her head and responded, "I don't know, what?" I smiled and answered...
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I asked if I am allowed to know which is the lowest rank in the army...
....but they told me that it was private....
I plumb don't know what to do
I didn't know he was aromatic
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What do I know about atoms?
Do you know what I hate about beavers?
"I don't know what HD is but my Dr. says I got 80 of 'em".
Credit to some guy on YouTube relayed to me by my 10 year old. I can't stop laughing.
I don't know who to believe about the spy balloons
It's a real he said Xi said situation
I don't know if this joke has been said before on this subreddit.
What's a ballons least favorite genre of music?
Pop
At every railroad crossing I ask my kids, “A train just passed. You know how I can tell?”
I know only 25 letters of the alphabet...
I know a lot of jokes about retired people.
Did you know Ancient Romans had four types of poison? Poisons I, II and III killed victims instantly upon contact. However, to make them scratch themselves to death...
I don’t know why my cat is so into communism
But he sure does talk about Mao a lot
My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up?
Edit: He actually just gave me five golden rings! Maybe he really does know me (:Edit2: More birds again
I know some button puns.
But they’re always depressing. Really I should turn down the dial on these control mechanism puns. They really trigger people. I should probably switch it up to get more leverage with my puns.
Dad: Son, as you know, I named you After my Father.
After my father: I know dad. That was a terrible idea.
I have a phobia about getting married, so Mom asked if I know why.
My wife wanted to know if I'd autograph my favorite Pixar movie involving balloons so she could give it to the clown who lived in the sewer because he also loved balloons. I said.....
Sure, I'll sign UP for IT.
I found an insect that didn't know anything...
I know the real reason Mrs. Potato Head married Mr. Potato Head.
Do you know why I don't like to tell jokes about prisoners walking downstairs?
They're way too con descending.
I know why groundhog day is so important,
It's literally an emerge and see...
I’m glad I know sign language….
I know a guy who was charged with MURDER!
Yeah, it's a capital crime.
I really don't know how I lost my legs
I think I know why I can't sleep on my back but I have no evidence.
For now, I'm gonna say it's just my hunch.
Recently started working with a French guy, and I'm looking for non-offensive French jokes. The only one I know, he's already heard...
Why do French people only eat one egg a day?
Because in France, one egg is an oeuf!
Need some more that are just as bad!
I know it's a weird hill to die on but I've always been a critic of strange marks over letters in funny languages.
Did you know that I have a fear of computers?
My wife and I decided it was time to let our oldest child know she was adopted
Her new family should be here within the hour
My father passed away from blood loss, we didn't know his type. But I haven't let it get me down, because I'll always remember his dying words...
I used to know I could get gelato in my espresso, but haven't had it this way for a while...
I know a German Audio Engineer
Did you know that I hire out sea monsters at a reasonable price?
It's true, we lease the Kraken.
Few know about the time I left my job building skyscrapers in the middle of adding another floor
Never got to finish the storey
I know a teacher that had to get glasses
She couldn't control her pupils
I don't see how blind people know when it's safe to cross the road
But then again I guess they don't either.
I asked my German friend "Do you know what the square root of 81 is?"
I know what Luke Skywalker is getting for his birthday
I know a guy that died churning cream
He's in a butter place now
I know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
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