I Have A Problem Puns

A list of puns related to "I Have A Problem"

I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/Youngmanandthelake
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems

No guts

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👤︎ u/Grit1963
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.

I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.

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👤︎ u/YDAQ
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Guys, I have a serious problem...

I can’t stop saying yes to everything, I think I might have yeprosy

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👤︎ u/broccolibadass
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I wanted to start gardening but I have a problem

I haven't botany

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👤︎ u/milk-is-bad
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I think I may have a small drinking problem
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👤︎ u/campingstoeltje
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 21 2020
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The optometrist said I have a problem with my eyes.

I replied, “Can you be a little more clear?”

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👤︎ u/cheesy_the_clown
📅︎ May 08 2020
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I have a contact lens problem.

I have no contact lens solution.

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👤︎ u/grumpy_hubby
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
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👤︎ u/SvenTranslator
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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People seem to think I have a problem

Not finishing what I was going to s

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👤︎ u/karma-enigma
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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I have a problem with airline food...

...it tastes too plane.

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👤︎ u/spangonia
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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I have a chemistry problem...

But I think there is a basic solution to this.

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👤︎ u/BlueCamoBeast
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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I have a problem with using archaic French words

It's one of my many foibles

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👤︎ u/incompletecow15
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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I have a problem with my new anorexic girlfriend..

I'm starting to see less and less of her

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👤︎ u/The--Fonz
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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Normally if I have a problem, I like to go and think about it on the local carousel.

It usually helps, but I feel like I’m going around in circles

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👤︎ u/rheatley91
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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When I have a problem, I go to a chemist

They usually have the solution.

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👤︎ u/namingisdifficult5
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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My friends say I have a real gambling problem.

I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.

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👤︎ u/saxieguy
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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👤︎ u/madsmand
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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I don't have a problem with disability in general...

I'm just lack-toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/elokwins
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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People say I have a drinking problem but it's ok I have a handle on it.
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👤︎ u/alex_giovanniello
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I have a problem with remembering mental notes, so I came up with a solution.

If only I could remember what it was....

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👤︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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I have a problem with the shift keys on my keyboard...

Neither of them are under control.

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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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a problem I have youtu.be/JWcRSLLco-o
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👤︎ u/evanmakesfilms
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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I have a problem with Russian Nesting Dolls

There's so full of themselves

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👤︎ u/Oneguy4
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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I have a serious problem. I just have to slap everyones ass, as soon as I see them

Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I don't know why some Americans have a problem with a family consisting of two dads...

I mean, the country itself has forefathers.

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👤︎ u/poppa_wheelies
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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I think I may have a small drinking problem
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👤︎ u/TheSpicyPickle
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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My coworkers told me that I have a problem understanding how contractions work.

I said whatever. It's what it's.

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👤︎ u/tvkyle
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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My psychiatrist told me I have a problem with wanting revenge

We’ll see about that

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👤︎ u/patmcheese
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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I have a problem wearing both my winter gloves...

I'm just afraid of co-mitten-ment

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👤︎ u/Dawnguardian286
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Captain Kirk goes to Sickbay. "Bones, I have a problem."

McCoy says, "What is it, Jim?"

Kirk replies, "I can't stop singing 'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass of Home'. What's wrong with me?"

McCoy doesn't even stand up. "You've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome', Jim."

Kirk looks shaken, "Dear God. Is it rare?"

McCoy smiles, "It's not unusual."

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ May 02 2018
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I have done a total of 3,167 Algebra II problems in my life.

I know because I keep a log.

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👤︎ u/Wyxlor
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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I Admit That I Have A Problem jmowatcartoons.tumblr.com…
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👤︎ u/yourmumsalawyer
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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I have a wedgie problem...

...so I bought some new underwear. The package says they don’t ride up. Well, I put them on and immediately got a wedgie.

Don’t ride up, my ass.

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👤︎ u/duckquackattack
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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I have a problem with apathy and constipation

I just can't give a shit

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👤︎ u/jamrod0
📅︎ May 29 2018
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My therapist said I am and alcoholic and have a problem with alcohol

I told him, actually I have a problem without it

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👤︎ u/hbsquatch
📅︎ Apr 06 2017
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I used to have a problem with back hair

but now its really starting to grow on me

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👤︎ u/TheGoldenJ00
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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I have seasonal allergies. A few days ago I walked outside and sneezed and my dad said I wouldn't have allergy problems if flowers could just keep it in their plants
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👤︎ u/Mattsoup
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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I know a lot of people have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 31 2020
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A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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A lot of people have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.

I’ve never had a beef with one.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I have a contact lens problem.

I have no contact lens solution.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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I have a problem where i keep forgetting mental notes, so i came up with a solution.

If only I could remember what it was...

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👤︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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