49 Hilarious I Dream Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

It was more of a fanta-sea.

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👤︎ u/only_theirs

📅︎ Jul 24 2022

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Had a dream That I was a muffler last night

I woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/Eggsakley

📅︎ Aug 10 2022

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I had a dream last night where I was swimming in Orange Soda…

Actually, it was a Fanta Sea

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👤︎ u/yea_me_either02

📅︎ Jul 25 2022

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I had a dream that no one believed that I could spell the full alphabet while peeing

Then when I woke up, I got up to pee.

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👤︎ u/roastytoastywarm

📅︎ Jul 24 2022

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I dream of swimming in a fruit-flavored carbonated beverage

It's probably a Fanta sea though.

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👤︎ u/kevin-milner-music

📅︎ May 01 2022

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I always dream of creating an orange soda ocean

Ah, but thats just a Fanta-sea.

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👤︎ u/MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

📅︎ Jun 19 2022

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I once had a dream that I discovered a new color…

But it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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👤︎ u/Ant_Diamond64

📅︎ May 18 2022

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I once spent a fortune on a movie camera to live my dream as a move maker

But it never panned out

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👤︎ u/Best_Payment_4908

📅︎ Jun 27 2022

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I had a really scary dream last night that I died and was reincarnated as a car muffler

I woke up completely exhausted

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👤︎ u/Kable35

📅︎ May 20 2022

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I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838

📅︎ Apr 06 2022

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I had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased around the house by a group of mufflers!

.... I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/KernBalls

📅︎ May 20 2022

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I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle.

And that's why I wake up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/CandidNeighborhood63

📅︎ Mar 23 2022

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My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”

I said, “I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 29 2022

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It's my wife's birthday. This morning when she woke up, she told me that she dreamt that I got her a diamond necklace for her birthday, and asked if her dream could mean anything. I assured her that she'd find out later today.

She's gonna love the book I bought her about the meaning of dreams.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."

"Stairs don't talk!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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I had a dream where I was accosted by the Purple People Eater...

...I feel violeted.

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👤︎ u/Papagayo_blanco

📅︎ Feb 02 2022

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I had a great dream of a new colour last night!

I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imagination…

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👤︎ u/nderwhelming

📅︎ Aug 22 2021

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I dream to be this commenter one day.

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👤︎ u/dvarka124

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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I had this dream about a brand new colour I discovered!

However, it turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination

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👤︎ u/MushuTheGreat17

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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I have friends who swear they dream in color.

I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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I had a dream where I ate a giant marshmallow, the next morning my pillow was gone

Did anyone else’s parents tell you this one?

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👤︎ u/toxinZ-yt

📅︎ Dec 05 2021

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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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👤︎ u/jk72788

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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Last night I had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow…

When I woke up, my pillow was gone!

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👤︎ u/pauly_pasqually

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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I had a dream I was car buying

It was a nightmare

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👤︎ u/GhoulboyScoob

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt that Gloria Gaynor was at my bedside.

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

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👤︎ u/Arkady2009

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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I had a dream I was measuring bottles of orange soda

I was Fanta-sizing

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan

📅︎ Aug 27 2021

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So we bought tickets to win a dream home. I was commenting how odd it would be having a balcony and joked she could stand on it an I would quote Shakespeare to her..

"Bubble bubble toil and trouble"...

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👤︎ u/jgpitre

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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I had a dream, in it i was a muffler

And i woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/currrlyhead

📅︎ Aug 10 2022

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I had a weird dream about being a muffler last night

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Your_royalshyness

📅︎ Aug 09 2022

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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

📅︎ Jul 19 2022

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I had a dream last night that I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

It was more of a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/gevors_e92

📅︎ May 17 2022

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I had the weirdest dream last nigh; I dreamt I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Affectionate_Eye9894

📅︎ Apr 17 2022

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I had a dream I was swimming in orange soda…

But it was only a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/pn1ct0g3n

📅︎ Apr 04 2022

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I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/smdhenrichs

📅︎ Apr 21 2022

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/DreamingInLove

📅︎ Apr 14 2022

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter

📅︎ Apr 23 2022

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I had a dream last night that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted 😴

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👤︎ u/afetsick

📅︎ Mar 16 2022

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I had a dream last night that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

Then I woke up and realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/Infectedtoe32

📅︎ Feb 24 2022

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I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

It was more of a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/GGSk1lLzZ

📅︎ Apr 01 2022

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I had a dream that I was a muffler all night long….

Believe it or not, I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/fullbuckets

📅︎ Mar 31 2022

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Last night, I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda

But it was just a Fanta-sea

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👤︎ u/Galahad789

📅︎ Oct 10 2021

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I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like "0mg!"

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👤︎ u/tasteless-dorito

📅︎ Nov 20 2021

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I had a weird dream the other night that I was on a raft in an ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a weird Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/mabake02

📅︎ Feb 20 2022

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I had a dream I was swimming in an Ocean of fizzy orange drink...

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/wookiewithabrush

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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Last night I had a dream that I was muffler

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/yepperz87

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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I have a dream that the world’s ocean will turn into soda.

That’s my Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/obi-whine-kenobi

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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I had a dream last night I was stuck in an ocean of pop

Sadly, it was just a fanta sea

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👤︎ u/IdotsGaming

📅︎ Dec 05 2021

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night...

I woke up exhausted!

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👤︎ u/Caleb-the-God

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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I just woke up from a dream! There was an ocean of orange pop! I thought it was real.

But when I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.

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👤︎ u/Cheesydoodlers

📅︎ Jul 22 2021

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