I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
I don't understand how Elvis got so fat....
He ate nothing but a hound dog.
Thank you, thank you very much.....
I don’t understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
My wife says I don’t understand prepositional phrases.
I told her to get under it!
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
I don’t speak or understand French.
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
I don't understand people who chase whiskey...
Not once has a bottle ever run from me.
I don't understand people who don't recycle.
Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?
I don’t understand Joaquin Phoenix
If Phoenixes can fly why is he Joaquin?
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
I don’t understand why my wife spends so much money on shampoo...
I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
A scarf always looks terrible on me and I don't understand why...
I just can't wrap my head around it.
I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation
I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer
There are thousands of fans at some games!
I don’t understand why someone dumped a bunch of jigsaw pieces on me...
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...
They’re really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
I don't understand why vegans won't eat pork, but will rave about seitan bacon
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
I was standing with my friend at a bus stop yesterday when he said to me "I don't think you quite understand irony"
Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
I don't understand how Americans can be homophobic
I mean imagine having forefathers
I just don't understand the point of these...
I still don't understand cloning machines
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
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