I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My wife said, βI donβt quite understand the science behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I don't understand how Elvis got so fat....
He ate nothing but a hound dog.
Thank you, thank you very much.....
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I donβt understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My wife says I donβt understand prepositional phrases.
I told her to get under it!
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I donβt understand why my calculator just stopped working.
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
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︎ Oct 06 2020
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I actually donβt understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
Whatβs Kesha done to deserve this?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I donβt speak or understand French.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
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︎ Jul 28 2020
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I donβt understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I don't understand people who chase whiskey...
Not once has a bottle ever run from me.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I don't understand people who don't recycle.
Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I donβt understand Joaquin Phoenix
If Phoenixes can fly why is he Joaquin?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I donβt understand why my wife spends so much money on shampoo...
Itβs not even real poo.
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︎ May 24 2020
I donβt understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, βI donβt think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.β
He said, βOh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.β
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︎ Mar 19 2020
A scarf always looks terrible on me and I don't understand why...
I just can't wrap my head around it.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I donβt think you understand the gravity of this situation
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︎ Jan 17 2020
I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer
There are thousands of fans at some games!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I donβt understand why someone dumped a bunch of jigsaw pieces on me...
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I donβt understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...
Theyβre really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I don't understand why vegans won't eat pork, but will rave about seitan bacon
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I was standing with my friend at a bus stop yesterday when he said to me "I don't think you quite understand irony"
Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I don't understand how Americans can be homophobic
I mean imagine having forefathers
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I just don't understand the point of these...
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I still don't understand cloning machines
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My wife said, βI donβt really understand the theory behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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