I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.

I have never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I don't know why people are concluding that I am constipated.

They just keep telling me that I'm full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Do you know why I don't like Paper?

Because it's tearable!

I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewdavis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masodilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers

but, dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr-moron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying...

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I don't know why I'm so afraid of pressing buttons.

I just can't put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamagardner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"

because they lighten me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenPhoenix14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Do you know why I don't trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double-Fit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....

he's essentially a big banner.

Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziad_Amin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I don't know why it wooden't work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoG_Omsin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.

I just can’t wrap my head around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I don’t know why I love bad puns so much.

It’s just how eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I don't know why the beautiful attendant at Ikea reported me to the police.

All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the Coronavirus

He never catches anything

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carl41465
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I don’t know why, but there’s something exciting about evaluating women’s armpits...

Its just really axilla rating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubanZirconium
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I don't know why people are complaining there's nothing to do. I've been stockpiling the whole day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Larryfacejr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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You know why I don’t eat Lazy-Boy recliners?

I don’t like chairy flavored food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I don't know why, but I really don't like shoes.

I just can't help looking down on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notgmoney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I don't know why some people hated soda...

it's only a "soft" drink after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I don't know why fly tipping has such a bad rep

If I think the flies have done a good job, I'll leave them a tip, I don't care. I've heard the pay is shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjzh5
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I don't know why people are rushing to buy toilet paper.

Personally, coronavirus has me scared shitless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterPunmanship
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.

I made several good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I don't know why so people are buying so much TP

But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heinderhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I don’t know why, but there’s just something about a duck sitting on the roof of a house that makes me mad and makes me laugh, too

This morning there were two, I was quite conflicted. it was a real paradux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgvt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I don't know why my wife calls me hun

I didn't conquer Rome after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke0200
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I now know why painters don’t get cold...

...they always use a second coat 🀭

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I don't know why but I laughed at this for like 5 minutes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcz1739
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My friends keep unfollowing me on Snapchat and I don’t know why
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoeniks26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I don’t know why my wife criticized me for not stretching after exercising.

She knew I was already knotted up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawkMcGraw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I don’t know why people aren’t purchasing my discount marionettes!

There are no strings attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razorbeets
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I don’t know why people say cancer is hard to beat

I’m already on stage 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyCKsie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I don't know why the chicken crossed the road

but it was poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Now I know why restaurants don't serve rabbit soup

Patrons would constantly be yelling "waiter! There's a "hare" in my soup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.

I just tell people I am subpar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I don’t know why I love bad puns so much...

It’s just how eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rstein656
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I don’t know why i loves bad puns so much.

It’s just how eye roll i guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttholepretzel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why

Something about them is just off-pudding

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fresh1134206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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