This happened tonight with my in laws

I officially became a dad tonight, so I guess these are official dad jokes now.

MIL: You haven't ate anything today, are you hungry?

Me: No, I'm Mick(my name)

Me and my FIL are the only ones who laughed :/

Another one my FIL hit me with, but I didn't know if it was for sure a dad joke.

Me: They couldn't tell from the ultrasound, that's why they told us the baby was going to be a girl.

FIL: Well, at least we know he has your genes

:(

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