In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.

Every one reading this is on the same page.

Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I’m so glad 2020 is over, but I can’t believe we have to go through it again after 2021...

After all, it’s twenty twenty too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zippy_the_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bflowwolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I’m glad I know sign language...

...it’s become real handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RapiDMillionairE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I’m so glad my post died in new!

If it had died in hot, it would have been hell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrazilBazil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I'm glad my cat is well trained and not aggressive

She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I’m glad I don’t drive.

With all of this β€œcar owner virus” going around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biltong17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...

She picked her nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Waiter: I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?

Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence

...and I got to keep mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K0ilar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I've legitimately practiced for this one. I'm so glad I was prepared when it happened.

I'm a teacher, and due to recent storms we've had a few short-lived blackouts.

Today in class the electricity was being fixed by the company and they had to shut the lights off for a few minutes.

Secretary (comes in the room): were there any problems with the lights off?

Me (I've got this, I'm ready!): No, we were delighted.

The secretary left, paused outside and then came back in with the worst glare possible. Yes!!!

Thank you guys, I was prepared.

Edit: Front page!!! Awesome! This is the highlight of my day! Keep your puns coming, I love them all (and I'm secretly practicing them for the proper opportunity).

Thank you so much /user/x9x9x9x9x9 for the gold! It made everything that much better.

Keep your puns coming you guys (especially teachers!).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I'm so glad 2018 is over..

The year of the dog has been quite.. Ruff ruff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr0896
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I just turned 18 so I'm glad I'm an adult now....

I just wish my kidneys became adultneys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haanalisk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I'm so glad that the twitter # was "hashtag" instead of "pound"

Otherwise the #metoo movement would have been awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BGG-prone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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I’m so glad I waited until I was married to have sex!

It is so much more fun when you’re cheating on your wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I'm glad I was able to get my Avengers tickets right when they went on sale this morning.

Half the seats have already been snapped up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I’m adopted, and I’m glad that my parents were honest enough to tell me.

But why every day?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I'm glad I wasn't born in the Soviet Union.

Whatever I did, I'd be Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I'm so glad vacuum cleaners are easy to buy.

If they're good, they suck. If they're bad, they suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilknvn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I’m glad that casual hyperboles are on their way out.

It only took a million years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkeel_v2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I’m so glad that my dad got to act upon his dream of being a lion whisperer

Right before he died...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I’m glad I kept working out, im finally starting to see results.

I guess good things comes to those who weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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I'm glad the dark times are finally passing...

Everything is so "lit" these days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IIIIRadsIIII
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I'm glad it only rained water today

The forecast called for scat showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailedBasilisk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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I'm glad that exercise you do when you can't do regular pull-ups is called a negative pull-up.

Otherwise, it'd be a letdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugzzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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I'm glad my dad doesn't have facebook..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kermitthefro9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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Overdone but I'm glad that my girlfriend is a Dad

http://imgur.com/bPKST9H

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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My dad recently became a grandpa, and I became aunt. I'm glad dad jokes never 'bug' me.

http://imgur.com/6kIrWp5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_effect
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2014
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I'm so glad we have such good postmen in our town

They always deliver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWoss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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I'm really glad , I know sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m really glad

That everyone reading this is on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I'm glad I know sign language.

It's pretty handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PgSuper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I’m glad that I know sign language.

It’s pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I'm glad I know sign language

...it comes in pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F-Major-7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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I'm glad I know sign language.

It's pretty handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookie_face
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