I'm done with dating mermaids.
I'm ready for A riel woman.
I can always tell what I should have done as long as I'm looking at ketchup.
Yeah, you could say I have perfect Heinz-site
I’m done being a people pleaser
If everyone’s ok with that
I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
I'm done with banks
They have lost my interest
Her: I’m done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: I’m only forty, love.
Her: Are you finally done with all your embroidery puns? I’m sick of it!
I’m done with dieting
I’m just going to die-eating
I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
I think I’m done buying trash bags.
I always end up throwing them away anyways.
After this last weekend I've decided I'm done drinking for good!
Now I'm only drinking for evil!
My wife is getting sick of me not cleaning the coffee machine after I’m done.
She thinks it is grounds for divorce.
My town recently elected a horse as Mayor, and I’m worried nothing will get done around here
I'm sick of all of the "I haven't done this ALL YEAR" jokes on this sub
It's the only kind of joke I've heard ALL YEAR
I'm going to get LASIK surgery done next year
I'm looking forward to 2020 vision.
I'm sure It's already been done, but I made this instead of breakfast.
I just told my dad I’m going to take a shower, he says “don’t forget to put it back when you’re done.”
I'm usually not one to complain about my wife, but so far I have done dishes every day this year, while she hasn't done any.
I'm always super impressed by what tall people have done
Son: I'm done eating, Mama!
Dad: You're done eating Mama?!
Just heard this in the table behind me. Not a laugh was had. I thought I'd give him the credit he deserves.
I'm tired and I was looking through pictures of my camera to edit, it's probably been done before but I couldn't help it...
I'm done with my Life...
... That's why I went to the grocery store to buy another box of it.
That's it, I'm done, this is the last straw. (x-post from r/funny)
I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a princess movie under the sea
Where the main male character is the Prince of whales.
Son, I gotta tell ya, I've done some deep thinking and I've realized it's high time I quit my job and finally pursue my dream. I'm going to open a museum that commemorates the extensive and fascinating history of beverages.
I'm calling it The Gluggenheim
I’m done being a people pleaser.
If everyone’s okay with that.
I’m done being a people pleaser
If everyone’s okay with that
I'm done with smoking, for good
now I only smoke for evil
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