I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'

What do they want a medal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I'm bored

Alright let's go watch MS Paint dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megazonex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I’m bored
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uwu-UWU-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...

It stopped me from streaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manda00710
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My sister just said β€œI’m bored.”

My dad said,

β€œHi bored I’m nail!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS327
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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When I'm bored I like to sprinkle dried herbs into my palms

I have way too much thyme on my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My daughter jumped onto my lap and proclaimed "Daddy, I'm bored."

I am so glad to get this promotion to become the chair man of the bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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When I'm bored, I like to give people clocks.

It's a way to pass the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I'm bored of all the predictable McGregor/Mayweather puns on this sub

You guys really need to think outside the box

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misoramensenpai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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"Dad, I'm bored."

"And I'm a nail, wanna get hammered?"

har har har.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kastel197
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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I'm bored and so tired...

That I could be mistaken as a skateboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgeofmyLegacy
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I'm getting bored of my boomerang collection.

But I just can't throw them away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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What did one piece of wood say to the other? I'm bored.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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I'm Bored [x-post from /r/comics] imgur.com/a/Dsqvs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lefthandedspatula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Dad, I'm bored....

Me: I'm so bored Dad: Where's the hole in you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barofsoap30
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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Hey dad I'm bored..

dad: I'm plywood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManAxeWolfChief
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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