I’m reading a horror story in Braille, something bad is going to happen
I can feel it
Credits- u/Wyzeman3283
My son asked me, “Because of the pandemic, I’m on the computer 12 hours a day. Is that bad?”
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.
It always gets lost in the delivery.
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”
I'm not a bad singer!
I'm just using Out-of-Tune
Man last year was pretty bad, but at least I’m prepared for this year.
Because in this case hindsight is actually 2020
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
Oops, wrong place for this post
I’m really bad at math and telling jokes...
...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.
Like a bunch of people here I’m bad at titles
I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.
Although I think I would nail Polish.
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
I guess that's why I'm always reposting.
Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate.
And we’ve been married more than 27 years!
I took a nap at 2p.m. and had a bad dream.
I basically had an afternoonmare.
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
My friend said I'm bad at subtraction
I don't know what to take away from that
My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says to this guy. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?” “Ten…” the doctor says slowly.
“Nine... eight… seven...”
My job is telling genuine trees apart from fake trees. I was so worried I'd be bad at it but as it happens I'm quite good.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook....
She just uses a smoke alarm as a timer
I'm told my puns are bad but I think that's an...
A trio of jokes I'm hitting my students with today. Yesterday I was told my jokes were "so bad that I shouldn't ever tell a joke again." =D
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
I'm sorry the hotdogs were bad
“My eyes are so bad, I’m not even sure my hindsight is 20/20...”
-my dad today at breakfast
I’m bad with four things...
Dad: "Isabelle, do you think I'm a bad father?"
Child: "Dad, my name is Elanor".
Hey Siri, I'm bleeding really bad. Can you call me an ambulance?
I’m really bad at telling numbers apart
People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...
A woman goes up to her boyfriend and says "honey, I have some bad news for you. I'm pregnant". He looks her with tears of joy and pride in his eyes and says ...
I'm bad at math. I love it, but I know my limits.
Is it bad I keep telling dad jokes before I'm a father?
I'm worried it's a faux pa
I'm really bad with fish names.
Everytime I try to think of one, I flounder.
I’m watching the Parole Board interview a prisoner with a really bad stammer.
It’ll be a while before he finishes his sentence.
I'm going to have an army of angry people after me due to my bad jokes one day...
But it's okay, I'll take my pun-ishment.
My friend told me I had to stop singing "I'm a believer" because I'm really bad at it. I thought she was kidding
I’m reading a horror story in braille and something bad is about to happen
I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
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