What do you cold and hungry tiger?

A brr-grr.

Edit: β€œWhat do you CALL...”

Sorry, I suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Killag123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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my boys

I have a five year old boy and a three year old boy.
They always tell me, "I'm hungry."

I respond with, "I'm Daddy nice to meet you hungry."

The five year old laughs and responds with, "Could you please make me something to eat." He gets it. But the three year old will continue to tell me, "I'm hungry."

Of course I will continue to respond that I'm Daddy. The other night the five year old coached my youngest. "Baby Noah. Say please. Daddy won't get us sumthin to eat."

Noah pauses and says, "Please Daddy. I'm hungry" Before I can respond the five year old, slaps his forehead and sighs, "No baby Noah you're not hungry." Noah looks confused and says, "I'm not?"

I couldn't stop laughing.

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