Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Hundred Percenter"
When he got to old man Johnsonâs house the old man said âMy yard doesnât need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. Iâll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown Iâll throw in a 50 dollar bonusâ.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.
Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnsonâs door to collect his hundred dollars.
âAll finished, thatâll be one hundred dollarsâ!
Noticing there wasnât a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.
âNow little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porchâ?
âI sure am! Oh and by the way thatâs not a porch, itâs a Ferrariâ!
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