So they named him Humphrey.
It was a palindromedary
Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
Humphrey
Because it is surrounded by the week
There non-prophet!
I told her he was just trying to get lucky.
He was leaning too far to the right.
I mean, yeah, it is a hotdog
WTF
pregnant
....
kill me please
Mom: Where?
Dad: No, the regular kind.
Father - "After you are born, we open the tepee and the first thing we see is what we name you. Like your eldest brother, Soaring Eagle, your sister, Falling Leaves, and your little brother, Grizzly Cub. Why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?"
He’s under a lot of stress caring for my mom and I thought it might lift his spirits. Hit me with your best ones. PG-13 OK, but nothing he can’t read to my pre-teen niece.
... but I only saw human beings smoking in there.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days.
My daughter just told me this joke and I'm busting with pride.
An under-cover cop
“Hey mom, why do we have thick fur?”
“It protects camels from most temperatures in the desert.”
“ Oh… Ok! And why are our feet huge?”
“So that extreme temperatures can’t burn our feet.”
“Sooo… What about our humps?”
“They store water so we can survive in the desert.”
“The desert?
“It’s our habitat.”
“So what the f#ck are we doing in a zoo in Illinios?”
Monster was his energy drink.
Eventually it got over the hump
I'm slowly getting over it.
He was born in Chernobyl
All I can think is "Sure looks like they're having fawn"... but that sucks. So help please.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Which is to be expected since he is a trump-pet.
Humphrey
Pregnant
Humphrey
Humphrey
(hump three)
Humphrey.
Humphrey!
Humphrey
Humphrey.
