A list of puns related to "How We Do"
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
I said naan.
Because if they were boys and we’d call them uncles.
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
Because it will dialogue.
We ask all the “straight A” students to back off... just a little.
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
they were meander-thals. came up with it at work today. full disclosure: not a dad, but i'll be an uncle soon.
Because some men just want to watch the world turn.
Because they have mass
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“What?”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
They captained the USS Argh!
His mom had Dick Pryor.
"385, my liege."
"Okay, round them up."
"400, my liege."
A stick.
It doesn't wear a bra.
Kidnapper
Okay, so this is my first post, so be gentle there. It s more a funny thing my dad did to mess with us than a dad joke. Our parents explained it to us , so i don t have the dialogues here. When we were little, my brother and I of course asked my parents how do we make babies, because we wanted a little bro or sis and they did not wanted us to get one. So we asked them how babies are made. They explained to us that you need 3 things ; a mother's belly , dad's seeds and a little bit of love. That was cute, they said that daddy had to put his seeds in mummy 's belly with the love. When we asked how, they told us to guess -this is why we thought babies were made by the bellybutton, they did really had fun with us- and then, finally, we asked them why they would not make us a little brother then. My father, had this brilliant idea to mess with us, which we sometimes did not notice, as we were little. He basically told us with a huge smile accros his face :" You know what ? If you find the good seeds, we'll make you one". My mother laughed but we took it seriously. We have apparently searched for hours even going in the basement, searching in mom's gardening seeds, ripping of the labels and bringing them to the parents to ask if these were the good ones . We eventually got fed up, and never asked my parents to have a sibling again.
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
Because of the Bayeux Tapas Tray!
By pushing a button
“Because its tracks are still here!”
And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt
Irrelephant
Call Gary.
Because crackers don't rise.
Happy Easter Reddit.
“Around the legs with your head out of the way” says the student.
They aren't in sects.
Because April showers bring Mayflowers
Sonny and Cher.
We never see them
He wasn't attached to a boomerang :(
Uncle instantly replies "Half as long as it'd take to cook a full one". Mom groans, I'm cracking up.
Through the underground whale road
Because if it didn't, there'd be Hell Toupee.
We mustang him!
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