How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
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︎ Dec 26 2020
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if itβs been posted already
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How will Joe Biden spend christmas?
With kama-la la la.....la la la la.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
How did the frustrated husband decorate the christmas tree?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
How much did it cost me to get the perfect size Christmas tree for my house?
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︎ Dec 22 2019
How does the sea decorate for Christmas
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︎ Dec 20 2019
How did Darth Vader know what Kylo Ren got him for Christmas?
He could sense his presents.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
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︎ Dec 25 2016
How does Father Christmas tend to his garden?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Why didn't the Jewish physicist know how often Christmas is celebrated?
Because if you don't observe something, you can't be sure of its frequency.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
How do you say "Merry Christmas" to your blankets?
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︎ Dec 13 2017
TIL the reason santa supposedly enters through the chimney is because that's traditionally how you were supposed to bring the christmas tree inside.
They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash
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︎ Apr 24 2018
How annoying, 365 days until Christmas
and there is already decoration everywhere
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︎ Dec 25 2017
I didn't realize how lopsided and uneven our Christmas tree was until we got home. I'm so mad that we might have to bring it back.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My Dadβs latest Christmas brunch joke: How do you catch a polar bear? You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some Pβs around.
When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.
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︎ Dec 25 2017
How is Christmas like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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︎ Nov 11 2017
My dad tells me how I should put ornaments on my Christmas tree
Dad: "So is your tree going to be facing a wall?"
Me: "Yeah, a wall and a window"
D: "Put all your ornaments on the side facing the wall..."
M: "Go on."
D: "Then, you can tell all your friends that you have a balls to the wall Christmas tree."
D: giggles in success
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︎ Dec 18 2016
How much was the white supremacistβs Christmas bonus?
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︎ Dec 18 2017
How did Scrooge get his employees to work double time on Christmas Eve?
He made Crochet sign a quaver.
(Credit goes to a friend of mine who's been writing Christmas cracker puns)
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︎ Dec 24 2012
Just saw that Walmart commercial with Anthony Anderson and Melissa Joan Hart and wondered how many dads will wrap up frozen peas the Christmas.
"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"
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︎ Nov 05 2014
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︎ Feb 18 2021
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
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︎ May 13 2020
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︎ Dec 09 2019
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︎ Oct 27 2019
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
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︎ Jul 31 2019
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︎ Jul 06 2018
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He could feel his presents
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︎ Oct 31 2018
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?
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︎ May 01 2017
How did Darth Vader know what Han Solo got Luke for Christmas?
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︎ Apr 27 2016
How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?
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