How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already
How will Joe Biden spend christmas?
With kama-la la la.....la la la la.
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
How did the frustrated husband decorate the christmas tree?
How much did it cost me to get the perfect size Christmas tree for my house?
How does the sea decorate for Christmas
How did Darth Vader know what Kylo Ren got him for Christmas?
He could sense his presents.
How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
How does Father Christmas tend to his garden?
Why didn't the Jewish physicist know how often Christmas is celebrated?
Because if you don't observe something, you can't be sure of its frequency.
How do you say "Merry Christmas" to your blankets?
TIL the reason santa supposedly enters through the chimney is because that's traditionally how you were supposed to bring the christmas tree inside.
They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash
How annoying, 365 days until Christmas
and there is already decoration everywhere
I didn't realize how lopsided and uneven our Christmas tree was until we got home. I'm so mad that we might have to bring it back.
My Dad’s latest Christmas brunch joke: How do you catch a polar bear? You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some P’s around.
When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.
How is Christmas like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
My dad tells me how I should put ornaments on my Christmas tree
Dad: "So is your tree going to be facing a wall?"
Me: "Yeah, a wall and a window"
D: "Put all your ornaments on the side facing the wall..."
M: "Go on."
D: "Then, you can tell all your friends that you have a balls to the wall Christmas tree."
D: giggles in success
How much was the white supremacist’s Christmas bonus?
How did Scrooge get his employees to work double time on Christmas Eve?
He made Crochet sign a quaver.
(Credit goes to a friend of mine who's been writing Christmas cracker puns)
Just saw that Walmart commercial with Anthony Anderson and Melissa Joan Hart and wondered how many dads will wrap up frozen peas the Christmas.
"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He could feel his presents
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Han Solo got Luke for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?
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