A list of puns related to "Houston Stackhouse"
It's for the regular season.
In bold: Active players.
In bold for 3PT% - average or below 3pt shooting in today's standards - 34.8% so far in the 2021-2022 season.
1.Ray Allen 7429 - 40%
2.Stephen Curry 6929 - 43.1%
3.James Harden 6918 - 36.3% (He is 33.7% this season, so far)
4.Reggie Miller 6486 - 39.5%
5.Jamal Crawford 6379 - 34.8%
6.Vince Carter 6168 - 37.1%
7.Jason Terry 6010 - 38%
8.LeBron James 5890 - 34.5% (He is 34.9% this season, so far)
9.Paul Pierce 5816 - 36.8%
10.Damian Lillard 5722 - 37.3% (He is 32.7% this season, so far)
11.Kyle Korver 5715 - 42.9%
12.Jason Kidd 5701 - 34.9%
13.Kobe Bryant 5546 - 32.9% - 24-R.I.P legend-24
14.Joe Johnson 5331 - 37.1% (Didn't take any 3-point shot as 40 years old, yet)
15.Dirk Nowitzki 5210 - 38%
16.J.R. Smith 5178 - 37.3%
17.Kyle Lowry 5164 - 36.6% (He is 32.5% this season, so far)
18.Paul George 4805 - 38.1% (He is 32.3% this season, so far)
19.Chauncey Billups 4725 - 38.7%
20.J.J. Redick 4704 - 41.5%
21.Carmelo Anthony 4668 - 35.% (He is 40.1% this s
There was a topic posted today saying Reggie Miller was snubbed from being a 10 time all-star but basically gave zero evidence of that. I decided to make an actual detailed post stating his case (or lack thereof) each year he didn't make the all-star game over a 13 year span.
I'll go through each year from 1990 to 2002 to determine each year if he should have made it and who he should have replaced if he didn't. Pre-1990 Miller has zero case to be an all-star and same goes for post-2002.
1990 All-star game: Miller made it and deserved it. This was the most prolific scoring season of his entire career.
1991: Didn't make it. East guards were Jordan, Dumars, Ricky Pierce, Hersey Hawkins, Alvin Roberson, and Isiah Thomas. Let's go through these options one by one.
Michael Jordan: No debate here, this was arguably Jordan's best season.
Joe Dumars: Was on a much more successful team than Miller (50 wins versus 41). Miller scored more and more efficiently and the advanced stats all favor Miller. However Dumars was a substantially better defender and made the all-defensive 2nd team. I'll call it a tie overall.
Ricky Pierce: This was his only career all-star selection. He was still playing for Milwaukee at this point but would soon get traded to Seattle. Pierce was a substantially better scorer per 36 minutes and was on a better performing team. The advanced stats are mixed here, Pierce had a better PER and Miller was better in other stats. Overall I think Miller deserved the nod but it's close.
Hersey Hawkins: This was also his only all-star appearance. A much better defensive player than Miller but I think the difference in offense is enough that Miller deserved the nod here as a reserve.
Alvin Robertson: He led the league in steals and made the all-defensive first team. On the other hand his scoring was just nowhere near Miller's but he was a much better rebounder and passer. This is the type of choice that made sense for the league back then but considering what we value now, a difference choice would've been made. Robertson also actually had a superior BPM but worse win shares. I think this was a solid choice.
Isiah Thomas: Besides passing had a pretty bad season and was injured by the all-star game to boot. He had no business being on the team, and Miller deserved the spot here as a reserve. But there was no injury replacement for him.
Overall 1991: Miller got snubbed and deserved to be a reserve.
1992: Miller did
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I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.
Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.
I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.
As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:
Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.
I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
See comments for links to earlier seasons -
2000-01 NBA Newswire
EARLY SEASON TRADES
Knicks sends Derek Anderson (8.06, 58/60, 27 yr, 2004), Cedric Henderson (840k, 50/56, 26 yr, 2002), Larry Johnson (1.9, 58/58, 32 yr, 2001), 2001 1st rnd (POR), 2004 1st rnd to Nuggets for 2004 1st rnd
Knicks send G Howard Eisley (1.02, 48/48, 29 yrs, 2001) and PG Randel Jackson (300k, 40/46, 25 yrs, 2002) to Jazz for Karl Malone (7.71, 54/54, 38 yrs, 2002) & F/C Bison Dele (300k, 41/41, 32 yrs, 2002)
Knicks send SG Jon Barry (1.91, 48/48, 32 yrs, 2002) & 2004 2nd rnd pick to Trail Blazers for SF Cedric Ceballos (2.28, 44/44, 32yrs, 32) & PG Eric Murdock (930k, 43/43, 33 yrs, 2002) & 2004 2nd rnd pick
So, about that whole Knicks being a playoff contender thing? Iβm not sure if the Knicks got Kittles OK to do these series of trades, sending away much of their starting lineup (Anderson, Johnson, and Henderson) along with some of their older bench players along with 2 first-round picks in exchange for a 1st rounder, an aging Karl Malone who will be an expiring contract next year, and a bunch of other expiring contracts. Itβs an interesting series of trades but torpedoed any real playoff hopes Knicks fans had basically days into the season.
On the other side of the trades, the Nuggets suddenly look like playoff contenders, itβs officially the dawn of a new era w/ Malone being gone in Utah, and shockingly, Portland got oh so slightly younger after a trade.
Seattle Sonics send #12 pick Courtney Alexander (1.01, 48/56, 24 yrs, 2003), 2001 2nd, and 2001 2nd (ORL) to Houston Rockets for PG Tyron Lue (870k, 53/57, 24 yrs, 2003) & C Soumalia Samake (300k, 34/39, 23 yrs, 2002)
A somewhat big trade early on, with the Seattle Sonics attempting to kickstart getting better somewhat earlier by getting rid of their #12 pick and some draft ballast in exchange for Tyrone Lue, whoβs a cheap decent guard option and a third-string center to make up the contracts. Interesting risk for the Rockets, who could possibly challenge for a late playoff spot.
Mid-Season Trades & Notes
Charlotte Hornets sends SG Dion Glover (640k, 53/60, 23 yrs, 2002), PG Stephon Marbury (9.41, 53/60, 24 yrs, 2004), PG Eddie Gill (300k, 37/44, 23 yrs, 2002) & 2001 2nd rnd pick to Cleveland Cavaliers for F/C Vin Baker (8.0, 62/62, 30 yrs, 2003), G/F Dan Majerle (300k, 37/37, 36 yrs, 2002) & 2001 1st rnd pick
Despite the fact theyβre fighting for a playoff spot
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
It really does, I swear!
Season One - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/p36pjh/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_one_199697/
Season One Off-Season - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/p72rok/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_one_offseason/
Season Two - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/p8g52v/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_two_199798/
Season Two Offseason - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/pbgwls/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_two_offseason_1998/
Season Three - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/pfzwy9/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_three_199899/
Season Three Off-Season - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/pj4on5/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_three_offseason/
Season Four - https://www.reddit.com/r/BasketballGM/comments/qh66h4/do_you_believe_in_magic_season_four_199900/
DRAFT LOTTERY
Boston - 13th to 2nd
Los Angeles Clippers - 5th to 6th
Milwaukee Bucks - 4th to 5th
Cleveland (via Charlotte) - 3rd to 4th
Seattle - 2nd to 3rd
Utah - 1st to 1st
The Jazz holds on to the #1 pick in a relatively weak draft, but Boston makes the huge jump to the #2 pick, which should slightly make up for missing the playoffs.
2000 NBA DRAFT
1st - Mike Miller, Utah Jazz
2nd - Darius Miles, Boston Celtics
3rd - Quentin Richardson, Seattle Sonics
4th - Jamal Crawford, Cleveland Cavaliers (via Charlotte)
5th - Hedo Turkoglu, Milwaukee Bucks
6th - Stephen Jackson, Los Angeles Clippers
11th - Kenyon Martin, Houston Rockets
19th - Chris Mihm, Orlando Magic
28th - Michael Redd, Los Angeles Lakers
2000 FREE AGENCY CHAOS
In truly the first 'big' free agency in years in the NBA, nearly a dozen top-tier players changed teams, and it's time to go over them all.
The first wave of signings started the dominos falling, as to start off with, Kerry Kittles jumped across town, announcing his signing with the New York Knicks at the max of 13.92 million/yr.* Next up was Kings shooter extraordinaire Peja StojakoviΔ signing in the Motor City for the Detroit Pistons at a near-max of 13.43 million per year. Then, Joe Smith made the Jazz a playoff threat in one signing by booting pen to paper on a max contract of $13.92 million per year. Finally, it seems that the superteam that was the T'Wolves was bound to fall apart as Ray Allen took his talents to the sunny city of Phoenix, signing with the Suns for $12.3 million per year.
The next wave of signings were some reactions to the above, and fu
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