Houston Calls Puns

A list of puns related to "Houston Calls"

What do you call a person who proposes while it is raining in Houston?

Wet-knee Houston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbunny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revolut1onname
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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"You wanna know why he was holding?"

So the Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys game was on, and a player got called for holding. When they zoomed in on the guy, his name was Clutts.

So my dad just yells "You wanna know why he was holding?"

"Its because he was a clutz!"

I walked out of my house after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JrM_306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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