Horse Racing Tip Puns

A list of puns related to "Horse Racing Tip"

I’ve got a tip for a horse in tomorrow’s big race, it’s won all its races, it’s called “dusty carpet”

It’s never been beaten.

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👤︎ u/elmachow
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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He's a horse racing fan.

Dad was giving me a hot tip for a horse race. I asked what the odds were.

"Well it's starting at 10 to 1, but the race doesn't start til 3:58, so it should bloody win!"

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👤︎ u/mickdamaggot
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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