An eX-Man
Hope I don't get banned but I approved the joke with my friends.
(We're eating, my dad gives me a piece of rib and I eat it without a second thought)
Me: Damn I should've checked for bones first.
Mom: Yeah when we X-ray people we find bones in them all the time.
Me: I sure hope so!
I saw my new dentist for the first time this morning, and the hygienist was going over my insurance with me. We were talking about full mouth x-rays - I wasn't sure when my last one was and she wasn't sure if it was covered.
Hygienist: "The doctor recommends doing it anyway, and if your insurance doesn't cover it, he'll eat the cost."
Me: "I just hope he remembers to floss afterward."
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This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...
