Holiday Gift Puns

A list of puns related to "Holiday Gift"

My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
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👤︎ u/birdlawyer213
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!

They’re so shellfish.

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👤︎ u/b0wser_304
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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People with birthdays falling on Christmas shouldn't mind that gifts are combined for the holiday...

Jesus sure didn't

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Trying to think of a small gift for my buddy who works the holiday aisle at my grocery store...

... But what kind of stocking stuffer do you get a stuffing stocker?

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👤︎ u/Zhayton
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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My wife and kids put stickers all over a bottle of liquor for my dad for Christmas.

I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".

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👤︎ u/ShiverMeeTimberz
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s the only gift that’s better when you return or exchange it?

A smile!!! :)

But that’s also the only gift I can afford this year ....... what can I say, I’m a post-Renaissance man, baroque.

Happy holidays.

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👤︎ u/Lost_ina_fantasy
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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While making dinner one night...

My dad pulls out the mayo for the potato salad and says, "You know, mayo was very important to the Mexicans. They had this really fancy mayo that they sent out on The Titanic as a gift to the King of France. However, when the ship sunk, the mayo was lost. This was a national tragedy, so the Mexicans made a holiday for it - Sinko de Mayo".

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👤︎ u/DerpyDash13
📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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