A list of puns related to "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
Aired December 3, 2015
Synopsis: As Julian and Lily throw a party to celebrate Mary Louise and Nora's anniversary, Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) set in motion a risky plan to eliminate a new threat posed by Julian. Meanwhile, following a major revelation uncovered by Valerie (guest star Elizabeth Blackmore), Caroline (Candice King) is forced to face her new reality, even as it threatens to destroy her relationship with Stefan. Finally, determined to do what's best for her family, Lily makes the most difficult decision of her life.
I'll never understand why you humans seek immortality as an immortal I can tell you it's horribly boring. I've lived multiple lives died many different ways only to come back here. I don't know how or why I'm this way I just want out! The closest I came was when I was drawn and quartered it took me thirty years to piece myself back together.
Can you imagine your body parts crawling across lands to find and put itself back intact? Of course, you can't but it's no goddamn fun I'll tell you that!
I've placed an ad on the dark net for anyone who can successfully kill me where the winner gets fifty million dollars. So far all I've attracted are psychos but what did I expect? They've no style or technique, just ruthless killers, sorry but I deserve better than that! I've been chatting online with this one fella and so far, he's piqued my interests.
He wants to experience the taking of a human life just to whether or not he's a bad or good person. I think it sounds crazy and doubt normal people actively seek to kill based on an ad. In my mind he's an absolute piece of shit so if things don't bear out then I won't feel too badly doing what I normally do when someone fails me.
We talked about the various ways he could end my life but honestly, I've done most of them already and am still here. I've been burnt alive at the stake for being a witch though I was no such thing. I was the object of desire for the magistrate of our village who was married with six children.
I had just turned sixteen when he made his ardor known to me. He placed his hands tenderly on my shoulders then ran them down the length of my body. It felt good and wrong at the same time. He was a married pillar of society and I was just a low tiered girl who cleaned his house and watched his brats!
Thoughts of living a lavish life with him flooded my mind that I'd be the lady of the house but what about the current one? She'd have to go! She's treated me like shit every chance she got. She rode me like a horse bare backed constantly lashing her whip into my flesh and digging her spurs into my thighs.
Though this is just florid language what she did to me was far worse and I hated those overfed fat little bastards she birthed. I wanted out of this crippling poverty that drove my dad to drink and my mom to lying on her back or being pinned up against the walls of filthy alleyways. So, the thought of killing them didn't even cause me to blink.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘i do know she likes me back - she told a group of mutual friends - but imstill scared she'll turn me down or it will be awkward because we're both pretty shy
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Exit Plan is the continuing story of a nameless Australian who, having overcome a dangerous foe, sets out to establish a security consultancy specialising in the supernatural. In the course of his endeavours he recalls a mysterious message left by the woman who betrayed him indicating an old friend thought dead may still be alive.
When B turns up at Maria Antony and makes a proposal, the narrator is taken aback.Β Left with no other options he takes drastic action.
I was contacted anonymously to edit and post this podcast. Iβve called it Exit Plan. My instructions were to download individual audio files and stitch them together. I added some theme music to the front because thatβs the way serialised fiction podcasts are presented I guess. I wasnβt given any particular instructions except to stress that this is real and not fiction. But I find that hard to believe. Still I do as I am paid to do.
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I woke up, and started crying because I will never experience that irl
So long story short: My girlfriend told me about a stuffed animal she had as a kid. It was a monkey holding heart. I think when you squeezed the heart, the monkey said: "*kiss* *kiss* I love you!".
When she was young, she would press the heart, and that would make the monkey play the sound. She would press it all the time, and her sister got mad hearing it and broke the toy in a vicious way.
It was her favourite stuffed animal and she got heartbroken seeing her sister smash it to bits infront of her. I would love to find and and buy it for her as a gift.
Could anyone help me find it? It was most likely bought in europe considering they live in sweden.
I dont know much more about the product other than what I've aleady written.
Thank you in advance to anyone who finds it or atleast tries to find it.
It gives me a Matrix like feel and vibe plus a hint of RoboCop thrown in. Iβve not see anything other than RoboCop with Joel Kinnaman in it. Great Actor.
First of all, just one word, WTF.
So I've been going to the gym and working out for more than 5 years already and with this stupid virus out there and the lockdown in most of the countries and gyms being closed, i'm pretty much forced to workout inside, have some pair of dumbells, another set of weights are on the way. And aside from the weight lifting, most of my cardio was done either with BoxVR or Beat Saber and just few days ago I decided to buy that popular boxing game called Thrill of Fight.
I have read much about it here and there that most can barely last few rounds or so before they are totally knocked down. I did not quite believed that, thinking what can be so hard (never been so wrong in my entire life...).
So eventually i bought it, started it and after the first opponent i found myself and my headset full in sweat and breathing in and out like crazy, i think my BPM, was way over 120-140 or so and that did not stopped me and went with the second opponent one before totally I got knocked down myself and couldn't even breath properly anymore hahaha.
I remember, that I used all my fucking inner rage due this virus and gyms being closed, that I was hitting those opponents like crazy and moving so fast in the arena that i may have overreacted, BECAUSE, the next fucking day my biceps/shoulders/back(ESPECIALLY), abdomen, a bit of traps too were hurting like hell and trust me when I am saying that I can barely flex my biceps and back anymore because it hurts soooo bad, in a damn good way. The pain is SURREAL :(.
Just wanted to take this opportunity and thank you DEVS for creating this truly amazing game/simulator and this is A MUST to have if you are working out and wanting to do cardio indoors.
PS: Luckily, nothing was broken during the fights hahaha. God, still hurts so much.... :(
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