I once went to an open air Queen concert.
The performance was stopped half way through due to thunderbolts and lightning....
Very, very frightening....
How does a bee annoy its queen?
What is your favourite breakfast food?
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.
Me: Well… what do we do now?
Wife: I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm... I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?
Kids these days just aren’t familiar with Queen’s music like they used to be.
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder..
..to find exactly 32 of them.
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?
Because they drank the 't'
The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...
She was really empressed!
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
There were many factors that led to the mutiny on the HMS bounty in 1789. The most significant grievance was that:
They ran out of paper towels.
The Queen Mary & The Queen Elizabeth 2
Since you guys like one liners, I thought you’d live two liners.
The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke
Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!
I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.
I want to ride my bicycle.
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
England in the 1800s: „God save the Queen!“
Every single colonisable country in colonising range: „God save (me from) the Queen!“
what do you call a stoner queen?
I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
My new girlfriend hates bees. It’s a real shame...
I thought she was a keeper.
The right way of flirting
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
I broke a record
Y'all know where I can get a new queen record?
Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
You know what music James Bond likes to listen to?
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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