I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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Iβm reading a book on the history of glue....
I canβt seem to put it down.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Istanbul kept changing its name over the course of history
We could say it wasn't Constantly Nople.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Iβm not a fan of Van Goughβs history of insanity...
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Today I learned the history of Benadryl.
Turns out it used to be a drill.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I just read about the most ground breaking invention in the history of humanity
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︎ May 12 2020
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Which medieval line of work has been the most let down throughout history?
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︎ May 24 2020
If youβve never learned the history of Mount Rushmore before it was carved...
... itβs natural beauty was unpresidented.
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︎ May 29 2020
I just finished reading a book on the history of metal fasteners.
I have to say it was absolutely riveting.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My favorite thing ever in the history of the world is hyperbole.
Actually, it might be second-guessing.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!
It's a rags to riches story
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".
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︎ May 26 2019
In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.
But it was too Kampflicated.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
My wife recently asked if I wanted to watch the biodrama on the history of tampons,
I said sure, I love period pieces.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Seen at Museum of Natural History in London
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︎ Jan 24 2019
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
My sister called my dad today to ask if thereβs any history of glaucoma on his side of the family.
My dad: βNone that Iβve seen!β
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︎ Mar 05 2019
In the history of superheroes, "The Spleen" is the most bad-ass.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Just read a book about the history of glue
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︎ May 07 2020
I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
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︎ May 29 2020
My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
What did the teacher do with the students report on the history of Cheese
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I am reading a book called βThe History of Lubricants.β
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︎ Apr 20 2019
I am reading a book called βThe History of Lubricants.β
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︎ Jun 18 2019
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I was reading a book on the history of glue
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I'm reading a book about the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
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