Hiroshi Naka Puns

• The Fall event is over.

• Christmas mode CGs are implemented. Shipgirls with new CGs: Makinami, Kaiboukan No.30, I-203, Sheffield.

• The "taste of Fall" mode CGs are over. Partial shipgirls switch to Mitsukoshi modes.

• Christmas lines are implemented. Shipgirls with new lines: Scamp, Shounan, Chougei, Victorious, Suzunami, Makinami, etc.

• Furniture renews. Some furniture with seasonal modes changes.

• New equipment: 二式複戦 屠龍(Type 2 Two-Seat Fighter "Toryuu"). and upgraded model 二式複戦 屠龍 丙型(Type 2 Two-Seat Fighter "Toryuu" Model C). The true value of this equipment will show in the coming mainland air defense battles.

• BGMs renew. New BGM 【♪Fleet for the end of the year】(by Usami Hiroshi) is implemented with the new furniture Xmas母港オルゴール.

New equipment:

• 二式複戦 屠龍: armor +1, AA +3, anti-bomber +4, interception +1

• 二式複戦 屠龍 丙型: armor +2, AA +3, anti-bomber +6, interception +2

New improvement:

• Type 2 Two-Seat Fighter Toryuu. Can be upgraded to Type 2 Two-Seat Fighter Toryuu Model C.

• 7.7mm machine gun. Can be upgraded to 12.7mm single machine gun mount.

• 12.7cm single high-angle gun mount kai2

• Armed Daihatsu. (Pre-implemented, might be renewed) With this update, partial shipgirls' improvement dates of Soukoutei (Armored Boat Class) and 35.6cm Twin Gun Mount (Dazzle Camouflage) are changed.

• T1 LBAA Model 22A. Can be upgraded to T1 LBAA Model 34. (Pre-implemented, might be renewed)

• T1 LBAA Model 34. (Pre-implemented, might be renewed). In the future it will also be possible to upgrade to a new LBAA.

Stats buff:

• Yamakaze kai2/kai2D: luck, maximum luck

• Mikuma kai: planecount, maximum firepower, maximum AA, LoS

• Tone kai2: LoS, maximum luck

• Chikuma kai2: LoS, maximum luck

• Sakawa kai: maximum evasion, maximum AA, maximum ASW

• Yura kai2: maximum evasion, torpedo

• Fubuki kai2, Murakumo kai2: maximum armor, luck, maximum luck

• Hiryuu kai2, Souryuu kai2: planecount, maximum firepower, etc.

Development renews:

When putting one of the IJA ships or Souya(special operations ship mode only) as the flagship, the following equipment is developable:

• Daihatsu landing craft

• Type 1 Fighter Hayabusa Model II

• Type 2 Two-Seat Fighter Toryuu

• Type 3 Command Liaison Aircraft (ASW)

• Ka Type Observation Autogyro

(Devs also mentioned 7.7mm machine gun and 12.7mm single machine gun mount, which are already developable. Maybe the rate is increased with Souya)

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

In discussions related to Animal Crossing and Splatoon, there's always arguments about how it's the same team or not. That has been happening for a while since Splatoon was created.

While it's true that both are part of the same Production Group at Nintendo EPD, which is the division responsible for development and production of Nintendo games, it's not that simple. They are all in the same department inside Nintendo EPD but not all are working in the same projects, from core staff (directors, producers, lead designers) to lower staff, it depends.

With that said, this is how it is for the most recent games of both franchises: There's 42 staff shared, most of them artists. Most of the AC leads have been the same since Happy Home Designer. So around 39% of the Splatoon 2 staff worked on New Horizons, and 10% of the New Horizons staff worked on Splatoon 2. Here's the results:

> Yusuke Amano - Director (Splatoon 2), Planning Supervisor (New Horizons)

> Ichiro Suzuki - Programming (Splatoon 2), System Planning (New Horizons)

> Yoshihiko Ito - Game Design (Splatoon 2), System Planning (New Horizons)

> Kenichi Nishida - Programming (Splatoon 2), Network Planning (New Horizons)

> Taketoshi Akimaru - Game Design (Splatoon 2), Network Planning (New Horizons)

> Keiko Kinoshita - Game Design (Splatoon 2), Network Planning (New Horizons)

> Tsuyoshi Masuda - Technical Support (Splatoon 2), Planning Support (New Horizons)

> Yuko Miyakawa - Art

> Akito Osanai - Art

> Jihyun Kim - Art

> Miki Aoki - Art

> Shoko Naka - Art

> Sei Hashimoto - Art

> Mari Shibata - Art

> Saki Takita - Art

> Tomomi Marunami - Art

> Kazumi Yamaguchi - Art

> Shungo Suzuki - Art

> Yuka Kumiki - Art

> Hiroshi Ueda - Art

> Rika Aoki - Art

> Saeko Kawahara - Art

> Jun Kitaoka - Art

> Hiroko Kiyonari - Art

> Bungo Takahashi -Art

> Makiko Nihari - Art

> Shoko Fukuchi - Art

> Eri Morimoto - Art

> Shinji Yato - Art

> Yuji Watanabe - Art

> Kanako Uno - Art

> Minechika Kitai - Art

> Shinya Gima - Art

> Ayaka Sugimoto - Art

> Atsushi Domoto - Art

> Toshiyuki Hiroe - Art

> Sanae Matsuo - Art

> Lim Chee Wai - Art

> Tomoyo Yamanaka - Art

> Takuro Yasuda - Sound Design

> Mitsuo Iwamoto - Technical Support

> Hisashi Nogami - Producer

So it's basically this. We don't know how the staff will be for Splatoon 3 in comparison to Splatoon 2 and ACNH b

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678