Hippolyte Taine Puns

Translated from French by John Durand

There is one gift indispensable to all artists; no study, no degree of patience, supplies its place; if it is wanting in them they are nothing but copyists and mechanics. In confronting objects the artist must experience original sensation; the character of an object strikes him, and the effect of this sensation is a strong, peculiar impression. In other words, when a man is born with talent his perceptions — or at least a certain class of perceptions — are delicate and quick; he naturally seizes and distinguishes, with a sure and watchful tact, relationships and shades; at one time the plaintive or heroic sense in a sequence of sounds, at another the listlessness or stateliness of an attitude, and again the richness or sobriety of two complimentary or contiguous colors. Through this faculty he penetrates to the very heart of things, and seems to be more clear-sighted than other men. This sensation, moreover, so keen and so personal, is not inactive — by a counter-stroke the whole nervous and thinking machinery is affected by it. Man involuntarily expresses his emotions; the body makes signs, its attitude becomes mimetic; he is obliged to figure externally his conception of an object; the voice seeks imitative inflections, the tongue finds pictorial terms, unforeseen forms, a figurative, inventive, exaggerated style. Under the force of the original impulse the active brain recasts and transforms the object, now to illumine and ennoble it, now to distort and grotesquely pervert it; in the free sketch, as in the violent caricature, you readily detect, with poetic temperaments, the ascendency of involuntary impressions. Familiarize yourselves with the great artists and great authors of your century; study the sketches, designs, diaries, and correspondence of the old masters, and you will again everywhere find the same inward process. We may adorn it with beautiful names; we may call it genius or inspiration, which is right and proper; but if you wish to define it precisely you must always verify therein the vivid spontaneous sensation which groups together the train of accessory ideas, master, fashion, metamorphose and employ them in order to become manifest.

"Kennāka nanokirria kōrosās ās nanokirria poinosās. Taiem poinosois pairamsan fafittisto."

/kæna:ka nɐnokɪʀiɐ ko:rosɐ:s a:s nɐnokɪʀiɐ pɔɪnosɐ:s | Tɐɪɛm pɔɪnosɔɪs paɪrɑmsɑn fɐfɪttɪsto/

Kenna-ka           na-noki-rria       kōro-sās              ās  na-noki-rria
Learn-1rst.SG.PAST NEG-few-ACC.SG     philosopher-MASACC.PL and NEG-few-ACC.SG
poino-sās.    Taiem         poino-sois    pairam-san
cat-FEMACC.PL Wisdom-NOM.SG cat-FEMGEN-PL be_better-3rd.SG.PRES
fa-fit-tisto
POS-good-SUP

"I learned not-few philosophers and not-few cats. Wisdom of cats is better best."

Original Quote: "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -Hippolyte A. Taine

For some reason the justified body columns of the first two pages left-aligned themselves when I pasted them into paint.net, while the centre- and right-aligned text remained as it was. The effect seems to replicate itself as I try again, so I am leaving it az iz. Apologies if this makes for irritating reading.

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TRANSCRIPT:

WHEN ONE WATCHES NEWSPAPERS

Jonnson

Florence Correspondent

21 August 2021

Now I’ve come into my own function sisters I—confess: it’s my profession. We do what we have lived solitary long enough as a woman of have been trained to. That alarms you, our letters. I am a—I want—His place of origin is the—Father, who art in Heaven. This is why few—committed feminist, of course Near East, I am—people ask me to dinner. Hopeless beggars—81 years of age. I admit to a cool, elegant—dance to this beatific flute, though Lord knows—intellect, I’ve had nine somebody to talk at—with—I don’t go out of my way to be scary. Hallowed—a clear superiority quarrel with, then probably—be Thy name. I wear dresses of sensible cut. If—over the ape-like men who Egypt. He has a—there’s Lord out there, He’s just a Guest, and—a large straight write. I don’t wear silk of children—unalarming shades of beige. Thy Kingdom—and 42 grandchildren, course. I am icy and come. I smell of lavender and go to the—formal and have kiss and make it up even alone—hairdresser’s under this Dome of Ignorance—by myself again. Therefore I am nose. His—no prophetess mane of mine. Thy will be done,—discipline of identity and lips are thin and—complete with snakes—will frighten the—purple-blue like identification. I do not wear—youngsters. Our boat is called Apocalypse. If I __ almost a billion citizens, I have myself out with—roll my eyes and mutter: “On Earth as it is in—mistaken open to proposals from young—Heaven”; if I clutch at my heart and scream in—resistance, denunciation, ladies and the lips of a—horror: “Who’s in front of us, we cut them—penis. The foolhardy anguish I feel of skin is—deep”, like a third-rate actress chewing up a tight and rheumatism. A’course

"Donner à une femme du raisonnement, des idées, de l'esprit, c'est mettre un couteau dans la main d'un enfant."

Transalte: ( unfortunately I have not found an official translation, so I advise you to look for a better translation ) To give a woman reasoning, ideas, wit, is like putting a knife in the hand of a child.

It is undeniable that each author is influenced by his own time; as Hippolyte Taine himself said, in agreement with French Naturalism: everyone is shaped in his psychology and in his behavior by the "race", "milieu" and "moment", or rather by a hereditary, social and historical factor. Amazing how authors of this caliber maintain the misogyny of their era; fortunately times have changed, but these thinkers can still be current by filtering the notions in the light of the modern mentality.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”