If I want to come up with better cow jokes..

I have to beef them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rszim94
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Most believe it to be R but ye be wrong he’ll always love the C!

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What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

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12yo daughter: What do you call a fish with no eyes

fsh.

Me: that's hilarious

14yo son: that's a terrible joke

Me: what else do you learn in school

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Are you alright?

No, I'm half left.


My fiance told me last night, while discussing terrible but great jokes, that her dad would let that one rip all too frequently when she was younger. Much eye rolling. I think it's hilarious and will pass on the tradition when we spawn smaller humans.

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