Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can't jump.
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.
Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact
It’s philosophy at a higher pitch than usual...
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Interesting fact: elephants can jump higher than a house.
Because houses can't jump very high.
(My stepson told me a dad joke)
There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
My teacher told me to begin studying things with a pH higher than 7.
She always tells me to start with the basic stuff.
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
What animal jumps higher than a building?
All animals. Because buildings don't jump.
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building can’t jump.
(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)
Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.
Why are some people so surprised when I tell them I can jump higher than a skyscraper?
Everyone knows skyscrapers can't jump.
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
Did you know a human can jump higher than a tree?
It's not that amazing,i've never seen a tree jump
Did you hear? The unemployment rate among doritos tacos is higher than other tacos!
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
I can jump higher than a house
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Can you jump higher than a house?
Of course you can! Houses can’t jump!
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
Yesterday I jumped higher than a house
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Who can jump higher than a mountain?
Everybody. Mountains can't jump.
Did you know the average mountain antelope can jump higher than a house?
This is mainly due to it's incredibly strong hind legs and the fact houses can't jump.
there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.
this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.
Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?
What can jump higher than a mountain?
Anyone. Mountains can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
What animal can jump higher than a mountain?
All of them, mountains can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?
Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?
Of course, a house can't jump.
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