A list of puns related to "Higher Ground"
...They think the whole world is beneath them.
I made this bet with my son a few years ago, and it worked great.
Dad: I bet you, if I can jump higher than our house. If I do, you will have to cut the grass all summer. If I don’t jump higher than the house I will cut the grass all summer.
Son: thinks for a while. Then agrees.
Dad: jumps a foot off the ground
Son: You lost!!!!
Dad: yells “jump house jump! See it didn’t jump I win.
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