My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Old McDonald had terrible Scrabble letters
E-I-E-I-O
Happy father's Day to everyone
I accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles...
The next trip to the toilet could spell disaster
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.
I got angry,
'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said
Well, I replied
'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '
I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
My two sons were throwing scrabble pieces at each other.
My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
I got into a Scrabble letter throwing fight...
It was all fun and games, until someone lost an i
I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure from Ultravox
He had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me:
"O", "V", "N", "R".
In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.
That was my signature move.
My last job was at the Scrabble factory.
I was responsible for making the T.
The player who scored Ukraine's winning goal against Sweden has dedicated his goal to his girlfriend in the capital city
He's very fond of his chick in Kiev!
I told my mom that she had drawn her eyebrows too high.
What insect has high cholesterol
My dad is a highly successful dentist that has been presented many awards
His office has a high plaque build-up
My wife’s favorite class in High School was History
I should’ve known she’d be good at bringing up the past.
I heard Disney opened up a high school with a diverse field of study
They even had a 101 on Dalmatians
I got a really high tech knife yesterday!
It's some cutting edge technology, let me tell you that
We were moving some boxes to my son's car, when he dropped a Scrabble game and the letters scattered everywhere. So I asked him...
"What's the word on the street?!"
My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".
They didn’t get it. I think I might’ve swung a little too high with this joke.
Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
Went out last night and scored with this girl really easily
Guess she just wasn’t a keeper
Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster
I swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell "disaster."
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble letters across the road.
I had to ask him, what's the word on the street.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.
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My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…
…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I ate Scrabble tiles for breakfast
The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster
My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
The next diaper change could spell disaster.
I swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces today.
My next shit could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..
His next poop could spell disaster.
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