My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
This was at my high school
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, βYes, but I was part of the control group.β
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Thought yβall might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school π
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."
Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?
Because her grades were always under the C.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Dad drives to the local high school and picks up his son.
Son: βDad, put me down, youβre embarrassing me.β
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︎ Nov 26 2020
When my kid graduates high school I want him to go to Indiana for college.
Then I can have a βHoosier Daddyβ bumper sticker.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Itβs not that my high school math teacher was mean...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I had a crush in high school...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I remember having rocks thrown at me because I was a nerd in high school.
As they hit me, I thought, βthatβs not gneiss.β
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The only thing I learned in high school was how to multiply...
and I have eleven kids to prove it.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I had a girlfriend in high school that I dumped when I found out she was missing a toe on her left foot...
I guess that makes me lack-toes intolerant.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.
Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My chemistry book from high school... I was bored.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My maths book from high school... Iβm sorry
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why Do Magicians Make Good High School Teachers?
They already know all of the trick questions.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer
They both have bad joints
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I remember dressing up as a breakfast pastry for one of my high school plays.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My friend from high school became an engineer or something.
He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.
One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.
So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"
He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."
A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.
He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."
I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.
He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers!!
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︎ May 22 2020
I used to be the president of the Voting Sucks club in high school
It was pretty good but I never got re-elected
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friendβs e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
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︎ Jul 22 2020
My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker
He really did a number on me
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I used to bully someone in high school...
Now I'm the one with eczema face.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Where does a person go after high school?
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︎ May 17 2020
finally, high school Spanish has become useful!
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︎ Oct 29 2019
My High School chemistry teacher gave us this pun quiz
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︎ Aug 14 2018
By the time my brother got out of the 4th grade, we all knew what he was gonna be when he left high school
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My high school did a musical of a guy taking a girl out to dinner...
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︎ May 07 2020
In high school, I never went to those anti-drug programs.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
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