High Fat Puns

A list of puns related to "High Fat"

What do you call an insect with a high fat diet?

A mosKeto!

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👤︎ u/jppwwf
📅︎ Jul 15 2021
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There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.

It's nuts!

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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👤︎ u/witz33
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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👤︎ u/adopogi
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Who is that Texas politician who is on a high fat, low carb diet?

Keto O’Rourke.

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👤︎ u/hew3
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Mar 04 2022
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