Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, β€œWhat’s my title?”

McDonald said, β€œYou’re the C I E I O.”

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I never really got the appeal of dad jokes.

As a kid, I thought I’d appreciate them more when I was older.

But I’m a groan man now and I still don’t get what’s so funny.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2022
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Did you know Bruce Lee had a brother who stopped caring about his problems?

His name was Frank Lee and he didn’t give a damn.

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My daughter and I made a salsa with 30 Thai chiles.

I call it the Thais That Unbind.

Edit: I posted this joke and got this message:

β€œHi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options. But whatever you're going through, you deserve help and there are people who are here for you…”

Thanks for caring about my digestive system Reddit, but it’ll be at least a few hours before the salsa takes full effect.

Edit: I just realized this joke made somebody shake their head so hard they actually thought I needed help. Dad joke expert level unlocked.

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I work in aviation and one day I got a call that one of our aircraft mechanics was caught drinking brake fluid.

He told us not to worry and that it’s not addictive, because he could stop anytime.

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