A Hertfordshire Constabulary officer is facing a misconduct hearing after being accused of taking and sharing an β€˜intimate photograph’ of another officer without their consent. Probationary PC Stuart Knight will face a public hearing next week for incidents alleged to have happened in November 2020. hertfordshiremercury.co.u…
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Watford vs. Luton has been moved to a 12:30pm kickoff from 3pm at the request of Hertfordshire Constabulary twitter.com/WatfordFC/sta…
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[@WatfordFC] - Watford vs. Luton has been moved to a 12:30pm kickoff from 3pm at the request of Hertfordshire Constabulary twitter.com/WatfordFC/sta…
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'A 3-year criminal investigation by Hertfordshire Constabulary into historical abuse allegations at a St Albans mental health unit for young people has concluded there are insufficient grounds for a prosecution despite medical records showing children being repeatedly sedated & given adult doses' stalbansreview.co.uk/news…
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Two more UK police officers arrested in separate incidents. I call for harsher sentences for police officers who break the law.
  1. Oliver Banfield: West Midlands Police. Officer convicted of assaulting woman resigns from force. Banfield, 25, still faces a gross misconduct hearing, West Midlands Police said.

A police officer who was convicted of drunkenly assaulting a woman while she walked home alone has resigned from his job.

PC Oliver Banfield admitted grabbing Emma Homer, 37, and dragging her to the ground in Bidford-on-Avon in Warwickshire on 26 July last year.

He was sentenced to a 14-week curfew last Friday and ordered to pay Β£500 compensation, a victim surcharge and court costs - but avoided jail.

Banfield was suspended by West Midlands Police pending a gross misconduct hearing, but on Tuesday decided to hand in his resignation to the force.

Deputy Chief Constable Vanessa Jardine said in a statement: "Today I have accepted the resignation of PC Oliver Banfield.

"I want to stress that former PC Banfield will still face an accelerated misconduct hearing, chaired by the chief constable, in the near future."

She added that she "recognises the distress Emma Homer has suffered", they have informed her of the resignation and "will continue to keep her updated".

Banfield's sentence has caused outrage in the wake of the murder of Sarah Everard earlier this month.

Met Police officer Wayne Couzens has been charged with her kidnap and murder after she disappeared on a walk home in south London.

Labour MP Harriet Harman claimed Banfield's sentence was proof the "system fails women".

She tweeted: "Policeman attacks woman walking home alone after dark. Must have been terrifying for her but no prison sentence. He continues in post. @WMPolice (West Midlands Police) must review.

"This is proof, if any needed, that system fails women and protects men." (Wednesday 24 March 2021) https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/oliver-banfield-west-midlands-police-officer-convicted-of-assaulting-woman-resigns-from-force-12254966

  1. Michael Grigg - Hertfordshire Constabulary. A Hertfordshire Constabulary officer who had sex with an underage girl has been sacked from the force.

Michael Grigg, 34, was jailed in December 2020 after being found guilty of two counts of penetrative sexual activity with a child.

The former officer was sentenced to six and a half years in prison for the offences at a hearing at Harrow Crown Court on December 17. Grigg was also placed on the sex offenders' register for life.

Herts Police's Chief Constable described Grigg's actions as

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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No spoilers
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Covid problems
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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I couldn’t rush more than this to post it!
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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

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Two more UK police officers arrested in separate incidents. I call for harsher sentences for police officers who break the law.
  1. Oliver Banfield: West Midlands Police. Officer convicted of assaulting woman resigns from force. Banfield, 25, still faces a gross misconduct hearing, West Midlands Police said.

A police officer who was convicted of drunkenly assaulting a woman while she walked home alone has resigned from his job.

PC Oliver Banfield admitted grabbing Emma Homer, 37, and dragging her to the ground in Bidford-on-Avon in Warwickshire on 26 July last year.

He was sentenced to a 14-week curfew last Friday and ordered to pay Β£500 compensation, a victim surcharge and court costs - but avoided jail.

Banfield was suspended by West Midlands Police pending a gross misconduct hearing, but on Tuesday decided to hand in his resignation to the force.

Deputy Chief Constable Vanessa Jardine said in a statement: "Today I have accepted the resignation of PC Oliver Banfield.

"I want to stress that former PC Banfield will still face an accelerated misconduct hearing, chaired by the chief constable, in the near future."

She added that she "recognises the distress Emma Homer has suffered", they have informed her of the resignation and "will continue to keep her updated".

Banfield's sentence has caused outrage in the wake of the murder of Sarah Everard earlier this month.

Met Police officer Wayne Couzens has been charged with her kidnap and murder after she disappeared on a walk home in south London.

Labour MP Harriet Harman claimed Banfield's sentence was proof the "system fails women".

She tweeted: "Policeman attacks woman walking home alone after dark. Must have been terrifying for her but no prison sentence. He continues in post. @WMPolice (West Midlands Police) must review.

"This is proof, if any needed, that system fails women and protects men." (Wednesday 24 March 2021) https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/oliver-banfield-west-midlands-police-officer-convicted-of-assaulting-woman-resigns-from-force-12254966

  1. Michael Grigg - Hertfordshire Constabulary. A Hertfordshire Constabulary officer who had sex with an underage girl has been sacked from the force.

Michael Grigg, 34, was jailed in December 2020 after being found guilty of two counts of penetrative sexual activity with a child.

The former officer was sentenced to six and a half years in prison for the offences at a hearing at Harrow Crown Court on December 17. Grigg was also placed on the sex offenders' register for life.

Herts Police's Chief Constable described Grigg's actions as

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