A list of puns related to "Hershey Centre"
Tickets went on Sale yesterday. The only person I know who likes wrestling can't make it so I was wondering if any of the subreddit is going and if we can maybe do a meet up at the event!
Hi,
Has anyone attended the Harlem Globetrotters show at Hershey's or elsewhere?
Is it worth it for the entire family especially kids?
I just saw an ad for them and was interested but just wanted input from the members.
Thanks!
Hi all,
I'm a basketball fan and I know Duke (US College team) is coming to town to play Ryerson and it's happening at the Hershey Centre. I had no idea they renamed the arena. Anyways, I'm trying to find tickets for tomorrow's game (August 15) and Ticketmaster says there's none available. Doesn't seem right as I didn't think there would be this much demand so wondering if anyone knows how I can get tickets.
Thanks!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Male Karen (MK)
Former Boss (B)
Me (M)
I never really used reddit, but recently ive been seeing a ton of reddit video's on YouTube, and remembered i had a little story myself that could be told.
Backstory: When i was younger i had a job at a small market in our city's central, usually you can work from age 15-17, but as soon as you turn 18, you will most likely get fired. Once you turn 18 your salery increases a LOT. This is important for later
For the past 2 years i worked at the same shop sitting in the desk, but since i was nearing age 18, i knew i couldn't stay. This meant i knew i was about to get fired, and sure enough, a week before i turned 18 i was told i was fired. I told B i knew why, and it was understandable, since the small shop needed to save as much money as possible, since the income and profit was already low, for being a local city market, and not some big shopping centre.
I got a bonus for being fired and decided to keep this bonus to use on something special. One day weeks later i see that the same shop just got home some extremely expensive and unique food products, imported from around the world, and out of pure curiosity i went there to buy some myself. I arrived to a really busy shop having many customers wanting to buy all these special beers, sausages and so on, but i had set my eyes on this one thing. American candy. I live in the EU and American candy isnt really being sold so much in my country, so i was drooling from the thought of getting to try some of these big products i hear about on the internet. I went to take some of the candy and put it in my basket, and here steps in MK (Male Karen). MK was one of the greedy customers we had. When i still worked there, whenever there was a discount or something special, he just took as much as he could, not letting other customers buy some. It got so bad that we needed to put a "each customer may only purchase x-amount of this product" signs on some of our speciality products.
MK Then goes up to me and says:
(MK) "Are you packing these away already?"
(M) "Haha, no, i was picking these for myself"
(MK) "But you are still working, you can purchase some when you're free from work"
(M) "Sorry, but i don't work here anymore MK"
(MK) "Yes you do, i saw you some weeks ago in the counter"
(M) "I recently got fired since i turned 18"
(MK) "Yeah that's good with you, don't lie or i will call your boss and get you in serious trouble for stealing the products that are mean
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
Side Notes:
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WWE Unforgiven 2003: Face Your Fear
Date: 9-21-03
Venue: Giant Center
City: Hershey, Pennsylvania
Attendance: 10,347
Brand: Monday Night Raw
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1- Intercontinental Championship Match: Rob Van Dam def. Christian Β© via DQ
2- Maven def. Stevie Richards (w/ Victoria)
3- The Dudley Boyz (w/ Spike Dudley) def. La RΓ©sistance (w/ Rob Conway) - Tables Match to determine the #1 Contenders for the World Tag Team Championship
4- Randy Orton (w/ Ric Flair) def. Shawn Michaels
5- World Tag Team Championship Match: Mark Henry & Rodney Mack Β© (w/ Theodore Long) def. Goldust & Booker T
(Booker T viciously attacks Goldust after the match & beats him all over ringside. He even gives him a bit of color of him. More importantly, he finishes Goldust off by not only hitting him with his finishing move, The Curtain Call. But he also hits him with The Shattered Dreams. This officially turns Booker T heel & this officially ends the run of Goldust & Booker T as a tag team.)
6- Test def. Kevin Nash
7- Triple Threat Match for the Women's Championship: Molly Holly Β© def. Gail Kim & Trish Stratus
8- Kane def. Triple H (w/ Batista) - Lumberjack Match
***(During the match, the Lumberjacks do attempt to attack Kane at times. But, they're on the receiving end of chokeslams & tombstones. Kane is just a monster that NOBODY wants to get
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Tickets went on Sale yesterday. The only person I know who likes wrestling can't make it so I was wondering if any of the subreddit is going and if we can maybe do a meet up at the event! I'm a 20 year old normal dude if that matters haha.
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