Meet Hermann GrΓ€f, the WEF-Approved Manager of All the Russians. Sberbank CEO Herman Gref has a simple vision: to make life in Russia intolerable anti-empire.com/meet-herm…
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When I listen to Cody, I just picture Herman Hermann from the Simpsons. Anyone else?
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Richard's (Edward Hermann) alter ego, Herman Munster - Here Come the Munsters (1995)
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A Enfield De Lisle Commando Carbine, Silencer found at Herman Historica auction house. Any one got any more info? https://www.hermann-historica.de/en/auctions/lot/id/35841
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TIL that the film *Herman Hesse-Hesse* is named after the French author Hermann Hesse and German writer Hermann Hesse, who are themselves both named after the Germanic languages. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H…
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First post - meet Vernon the Hermann! He’s a baby eastern Herman. v.redd.it/dpi829f8f0051
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Early alternate designs for Herman Hermann (via David Silverman).
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I Love Old Paperbacks Pt. 4 - a couple of Herman(n)s The Confidence Man - Herman Melville and The Journey to the East - Hermann Hesse
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Rene Salm's posts about Herman Detering: 1. The Hermann Detering Legacy β€” Introduction

Rene Salm, the author of , has begun a series of web-articles devoting part of one of his websites to

>a repository of Dr. Detering’s work, particularly his articles that have been translated into English. Not all of that material is to be found on his German website, and the success and extent of this undertaking will depend in some measure on the help of readers who are able to furnish material or clues to other of his writings.

Salm notes Detering's career

>began with a careful study of the epistlesβ€”but not from any traditional vantage point. Already as a student Detering looked on the epistles from the viewpoint of the Dutch Radical School (DRS), which maintained that all the Pauline epistles are β€˜inauthentic.’ Detering’s dissertation was on the DRS, later edited for publication (Paulusbriefe ohne Paulus: Die Paulusbriefe in der hollΓ€ndischen Radikalkritik).
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>The inauthenticity of the Pauline epistles eventually led Detering to the inauthenticity of Paul himself. Study of non-canonical texts (particularly of the Pseudo-Clementine literature) convinced Detering that β€˜Paul’ was a cipher, a domesticated version of the first Christian Gnostic and father of all heresy, Simon Magus. One clue that led to this remarkable conclusion is the equivocal role of Peter both in the New Testament and in non-canonical literature. In the Pseudo-Clementines Peter opposes Simon Magus, while in the New Testament Peter opposes Paul (Gal 2:11 etc. Cf. Goulder, St. Paul vs. St. Peter).

http://www.mythicistpapers.com/2019/03/06/the-hermann-detering-legacy-introduction/

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Herman Zapf R.I.P. / font designer : β€œWhat Michelangelo was to sculpture and Beethoven was to music, that’s what Hermann Zapf is to type design and calligraphy. We’re all followers of his now.” mobile.nytimes.com/2015/0…
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Herman Hermann

The owner and proprietor of the army surplus store has only one arm. Yes I know it's technically called Hermans Military Antiques but it's essentially an army surplus store.

An ARMy surplus store run by a guy who himself doesn't have enough arms.

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POV: Mittelafrika is collapsing v.redd.it/kzf99rzqooc81
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Respect your elders. Hermann Maier, aka "The Hermanator"
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Rory Gilmore's Book Reading Challenge - All 408 Books Referenced in Gilmore Girls. I don't think i can read every single book, it would take me years πŸ˜‚
  1. 1984 by George Orwell
  2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
  3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
  4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
  5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
  6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
  7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
  8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
  9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
  10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
  12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
  13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
  14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
  15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
  16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
  17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
  18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
  19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
  20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
  21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
  22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
  23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
  24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
  25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
  26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
  27. Beowulf by Anonymous
  28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
  29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
  30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
  31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
  32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
  34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
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Which character would you hate to lose?

So, we just lost >!Casey. !< Personally, losing >!Otis!< hurt A LOT. All of which got me wondering, which character's exit from the show would make me stop watching.

I thought about it and I think I couldn't stand losing Herrmann. I feel he's the heart of 51. I just love the character so much, he's old school, but open to new ideas, wise and just loves everybody.

What about you guys?

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Getting an ELDO for Christmas!

Hi! I am thinking of buying an ELDO perfume with my Christmas money. I have tried so far four samples; Remarkable People Divin Enfant Putain Des Palaces Hermann a mes cotes me paraissait une ombre.

I adore Divin Enfant so I might get it, but what do you think of the longevity on the skin in general? Putain des Palaces and Remarkable People lasted not very long on me, and Herman was just ok. Divin Enfant was better but maybe because I put more??

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I need your help, what is the species of this animal? I found it on the road while I was coming back from work reddit.com/gallery/osmts3
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[Results] Which of these authors have you read?

A total of 1090 users submitted valid votes and the average number of authors read per user is 45 authors (out of 197 authors). The median number of votes an author received is 195 votes (Alice Munro, voted by 17.9% of users).

The selection is not complete in any way, but what these writers have in common is that they are all highly acclaimed. That’s why it would be interesting to discuss why some of them are read more or less often than others.

lng author # votes read by % voters
es Miguel Delibes 6 0,6%
ar Al-Tayyib Salih 8 0,7%
pl Adam Mickiewicz 10 0,9%
de Uwe Johnson 10 0,9%
gr Longus 12 1,1%
ru Ivan Bunin 13 1,2%
de Gottfried Keller 13 1,2%
es Camilo JosΓ© Cela 18 1,7%
hu Imre KertΓ©sz 18 1,7%
en William Maxwell 18 1,7%
it Alessandro Manzoni 19 1,7%
es Gabriela Mistral 21 1,9%
sr Ivo Andrić 22 2,0%
is HalldΓ³r Laxness 24 2,2%
fr Alain-Fournier 26 2,4%
de Elias Canetti 26 2,4%
ru Mikhail Sholokhov 28 2,6%
cs Jaroslav HaΕ‘ek 28 2,6%
de Alfred DΓΆblin 28 2,6%
ja Murasaki Shikibu 29 2,7%
it Giacomo Leopardi 29 2,7%
de Georg BΓΌchner 29 2,7%
de Peter Handke 29 2,7%
fr AndrΓ© Malraux 30 2,8%
fr Jacques PrΓ©vert 32 2,9%
it Dino Buzzati 33 3,0%
de Max Frisch 38 3,5%
el Nikos Kazantzakis 38 3,5%
en Samuel Richardson 42 3,9%
de Robert Musil 43 3,9%
de Heinrich von Kleist 44 4%
de Heinrich Heine 48 4,4%
sv August Strindberg 50 4,6%
de Thomas Bernhard 52 4,8%
en Anthony Trollope 54 5,0%
bn Rabindranath Tagore 55 5,0%
pl Olga Tokarczuk 56 5,1%
en John Bunyan 58 5,3%
fr Guillaume Apollinaire 58 5,3%
fr Jean Racine 59 5,4%
it Luigi Pirandello 59 5,4%
es Juan Rulfo 65 6,0%
fr Georges Perec 66 6,1%
ru Maxim Gorky 67 6,1%
en John Dos Passos 69 6,3%
pt Clarice Lispector 71 6,5%
en Iris Murdoch 71 6,5%
de Friedrich Schiller 72 6,6%
ru Boris Pasternak 74 6,8%
fr Louis-Ferdinand CΓ©line 74 6,8%
la Lucretius 75 6,9%
de E. T. A. Hoffmann 76 7,0%
fr Francois Rabelais 77 7,1%
es Octavio Paz 82 7,5%
es Carlos Fuentes 84 7,7%
fr AndrΓ© Gide 84 7,7%
fr Eugène Ionesco 85 7,8%
fr Denis Diderot 86 7,9%
en Henry Fielding 86 7,9%
p/e/f Fernando Pessoa 86 7,9%
no Knut Hamsun 89 8,2%
en V. S. Naipaul 91 8,3%
en E. L. Doctorow 91 8,3%
en Laurence Sterne 92 8,4%
la Tacitus 92 8,4%
en William Makepeace Thackeray 97 8,9%
es Mario Vargas Llosa 100 9,2%
de GΓΌnter Grass 100 9,2%
fr Stendhal 103 9,4%
en Doris Lessing 103 9,4%
it Giovanni Boccaccio 105 9,6%
en Walter Scott 114 10,5%
it Primo Levi 116 10,6%
de Stefan Zweig 117 10,7%
la Horace 118 10,8%
en Richard Wright 125 11,5%

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Ancestors of Herman Tisch?

I’ve had a substantial brick wall in my research for quite awhile now, and was wondering if anyone could could help me. I’m looking for the ancestors/relatives of Herman.

Herman/Ármin Tisch was born in Demend, Hont County, Austro-Hungary, on February 23, 1863. He was the son of Lajos/Lazar(Leyzer) Tisch(b. ? , d. Before 1895) and Mina Cohen/Kohn(b. ~1837, d. 09/16/1920). Herman had 2 known biological siblings, MÑria Rosenfeld(b. ~1870, Tisch, d. ?), and Arnold/Arnó Tisch(b. 04/15/1871, d. 03/15/1956). He had a non-biologically related sister, Regina Szigeti(b. 11/15/1868, Goldman, d. 01/16/1938).

Herman married Hermina Berger(b. 10/16/1874, Losce, Szepes County, Austro-Hungary, d. 02/10/1952) on 05/24/1896 in the city of Locse.

Herman immigrated to the US(through Ellis Island) on 07/05/1902. He traveled under the name Hermann Fisch. After his arrival, he and Hermina settled in Manhattan.

The pair had three children, Emanuel Tisch(b. 04/22/1904, d. 03/02/1984), Leonard Tisch(b. 09/10/1907, d. 07/19/1994), and Frank Tisch(b. 09/16/1910, d. 07/24/1992).

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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Stuck between Hermanns vs Egyptian

Ive decided on getting a tortoise and Ive narrowed it down between the Hermanns and Egyptian. Pricing aside, what do you guys recommend? Im looking in terms of hardiness and personality. I would like a male and one that is relatively east to take care of. I live in Pennsylvania if that matters. Realizing that this tortoise will most likely be with me for the rest of my life I want to get the perfect one for me.

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  3. Dinosaurs: A Concise Natural History, 3rd edition: David E. Fastovsky & David B. Weishampel
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  5. Environmental Science, 16th edition: Tyler Miller & Scott Spoolman
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  7. iSpeak Public Speaking for Contemporary Life, 5th edition: Paul Nelson & Scott Titsworth
  8. Financial Accounting Reporting, Analysis and Decision Making, 6th edition: Shirley Carlon & Rosina McAlpine
  9. The Theatre Experience, 14th edition: Edwin Wilson & Alvin Goldfarb
  10. Calculus: An Applied Approach, Brief, 10th edition: Ron Larson
  11. Nursing Diagnosis Handbook: An Evidence-Based Guide to Planning Care, 12th edition: Betty Ackley & Gail Ladwig
  12. Understanding Criminal Law, 8th edition: Joshua Dressler
  13. Visualizing Nutrition: Everyday Choices, 4th edition: Mary Grosvenor & Lori Smolin
  14. Case-Smith's Occupational Therapy for Children and Adolescents, 8th edition: Jane Clifford & Heather Kuhaneck
  15. Henke's Med-Math: Dosage Calculation, Preparation, & Administration, 9th edition: Susan Buchholz
  16. Nutrition: Science and Applications, 4th edition: Lori Smolin & Mary Grosvenor
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  18. Public Speaking An Audience-Centered Approach, 10th edition: Steven Beebe & Susan Beebe
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Free summer reading - if you are assigned older classic books as part of your summer reading you may be able to get them for free from Project Gutenberg. Here is a list 100+ free commonly assigned books.
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list of composers who ruined music

List of composers that ruined classical music

I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:

Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) PΓ©rotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) LΓ©onin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century

Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des PrΓ©z (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century

Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) ChristΓ³bal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) BΓ‘lint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Tony Pro's Kaiserreich Generator Release 2.0(Co-created by Drozdovite)

A year before I posted about my Kaiserreich generator. Now its time to report that all nations have been covered from Tibet to Haiti and India to Lithuania!

Link: https://perchance.org/kaiserreich

This is a generator that generates a random but coherent post 2nd WK outcome Kaiserreich world for those times when you wanna experience KR but can't play it. With all nation and each war having many endings(according to lore), the number of possibilities you can get are in the hundreds of millions!

Now in this update 2.0 I report that I have completely coded in all paths for every single nation in the world. My last completed nations were Haiti and the new latest content for Bulgaria and Serbia. Btw this generator is constantly updated to keep up with the latest lore and newest updates!

Also I have lately added a character generator located at the very bottom which randomly generates a unique person from the 10s to the 40s so you can imagine his life in whatever timeline you get!

Please comment down below your thoughts on this generator. Before you ask, I haven't added pictures because they will needlessly hamper generation speed and page loading times. But there are more than enough words to describe the situation perfectly.

------------Sample generation(One of millions of possibilities)------------

The second Weltkrieg began in the late 30s and ravaged the lives of millions till peace in 1944. Germany and her allies fought the Third Internationale led by Syndicalist France, Agrarian socialist Italy and radical socialist Autonomist Britain on one side and Boris Savinkov's National Populist Russia on the other.

1944

Imperial Germany has won the second Weltkrieg. It is sad that Kaiser Wilhelm II could not live to see this moment. Germany is now ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm III. Its all-powerful armies and those of its Reichpakt alliance have swept everything before them and defeated the British, the French and the Russians on two fronts.

The German Reichstag is led by Reichskanzler Julius Curtius of the Nationalliberale Partei.

//Note from op: Whenever you see 'notes' like these then understand that many times, every single point in these notes have multiple outcomes. The Baltic constitution in this generator alone has hundreds of possibilities because each point is unique

Notes on the regime

Curtis's regime has always focused on reforming Mitteleuropa in a more fair economic union, and expanding it i

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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A queen size statement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flight-less
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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What ever happened to Herman Hermann?

You know, the Hermans Military Antiques shop owner...?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SellinThings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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