She wouldn't run, she wouldn't walk, she would merely Anne Boleyn
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
It's an autobiography.
Tudor food
- Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
- Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
- Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
“This takes me back.”
Annie Mae.
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.
They'll be called J Edgar from now on
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I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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I went up to the airport information desk. I said "How many airports are there in the world?"
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I hate fat girls who use the excuse "oh the camera adds 10lb" Well, stop eating cameras then.
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At the check-in desk the girl said, ''Window seat or aisle?''
l said, ''Window seat or you'll what? Are you threatening me?''
She said, ''No, calm down. Window seat or aisle?''
l said, ''l'll have a seat.''
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in Mexico last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said: "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said: "All right, but we won't get much done"
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Did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in London than New York City? Thats because you don't live in New York City.
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Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray.
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
We call him ‘HIV’.
She would just Anne Boleyn.
Genie: What will your wish be?
Henry: I want to be rich
Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will you second wish be?
Rich: I want a lot of money...
I said "No it doesn't"
Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up over here
They both have the same middle name.
He was a T-totaler
He had a hard time getting his male.
Netflix and kill.
I'm sorry.
“Some asshole has my pen.”
Explanation:
He had lots of wives and also had many of them executed, hence he is a lady killer in that he is charming and attractive to women and he is a lady killer in that he killed many ladies.
I said," No, it doesn't."
One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more
They think he is guilty of a Fonzie scheme.
"Yell for help!" wasn't one of them.
Sounds like a typical Fonzie Scheme
“Mary, my wife, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, dearest.”
“And Louise, my mother in law, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, Paul, I’m here with you.”
“And you, children, are you here, Karen and Henry?” “Yes, yes we are, daddy!” “Then how the hell is the living room light left on?!”
She would just Anne Boleyn.
I said, "no it doesn't"
