A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...

It's our hey-ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals πŸ˜„ I’ll put the link in the comments
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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"s,e"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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The trifecta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobstersmoothies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A car cruising down a rural country suddenly backfires.

As the engine sputters and shuts down the woman driving the car steers toward a nearby driveway and honks the horn hoping to get the attention of a guy herding cattle in the distance. Sure enough within a minute the man has ridden his horse over to her. He dismounts and gives a happy β€œHello! Sounds like you’re having some car trouble. Can I help at all?” The woman replies that she’s not sure what happened but that she would love some help. They pop the hood and the man says he thinks he can fix the problem but has to run back to his barn to get some tools. The cows have come to see what’s going on and as the farmer gets ready to leave he says β€œDon’t worry about your car. I’ll have it running in a few minutes. Just head over there to the shade of the tree by the fence. The cows are all friendly. Bessy there likes to have her ear rubbed, Albert likes to look at people, and Mare will just moo a grand ole tune.” All of it is true and within 20 minutes the woman is happily sitting in her car with the engine running better than before. β€œThank you so much, you’re a life saver,” she says. The man smiles and lets out a big laugh before saying β€œI’m glad I could help. But I’m no life saver. I’m just a jolly rancher.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foyeldagain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Need help with a pun

Hello people of reddit i need a huge favor my friend's birthday is coming soon and i need to tell her happy birthday include a pun with her name. So if any of you got a pun it will be awesome.

Her name is Valerie

Sorry for the bad english not my first language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armikai
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Discussing how to feed babies with wife and wife's 23 week pregnant friend...

To which I say, I can't wait until our son can talk and say he is hungry...

To which the friend says, " why's that?"

" Because I can reply with ' hello hungry, I'm dad'" .. cue groans from wife, laughter from friend and people who overheard me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway555789
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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