What’s blue and not heavy?
The potatoes suffered heavy casualties in the first battle of the vegetable wars
What gameshow do rugged outdoor vehicles play?
What sound does a witch vehicle make?
What sound does a witches vehicle make?
Who was the greatest heavy metal astronomer?
Where did the Romans go to rent their vehicles?
My 7 year old, gazing in wide eyed wonder asked, "Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?"
I said, "No, it's pretty light. "
What do you call a dinosaur who's a police officer that rides a three wheeled vehicle while on duty?
The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
What do you call a cow in heavy wind?
Breezed beef.... (sighs) I hate myself sometimes...
I like to make cakes shaped like vehicles.
Most of them have been delicious, but one was a little plane.
When it’s dark and you are picking up after your dog while a vehicle drives by with it’s headlights on, it is not only convenient, it is putting a spotlight on your civic duty
Who do you get when you mix a crown, a pair of military vehicles, and a tasty noodle dish?
What is green and not heavy?
Nicholas the actor was so heavy…
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Anyone out there interested in buying my Delorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
really only driven from time to time..
The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...
..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.
What makes music heavy metal?
How heavy is a photon?
I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.
Today, I'm attaching a light fitting to the ceiling. I've never done it before.
I'll probably screw it up.
My hard bound copy of “Fahrenheit 451” is really heavy.
Can someone lend me a lighter?
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?
If I don't let my son play Call of Duty he screams for hours.
So I let him play and he screams for hours.
Which vehicle is part of the LGBTQ community?
What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
I was called up for jury duty today but luckily it didn’t last too long...
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
What kind of vehicle does a wiener dog drive?
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"
How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
How do you relieve an executioner from his duties?
You do it with a firing squad.
What's blue and not very heavy?
What do you get when you mix a crown, a pair of military vehicles, and a tasty noodle dish?
What's blue and not heavy?
Whats blue and not heavy?
What’s green and not very heavy?
Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?
Why was the lamp not heavy?
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