The series has been licensed for everything from a UK based restaurant chain named after the hamburger loving Wimpy, to a Canadian based supplement store called "Popeye's Supplements." However, the franchise's best seller continues to be Popeye brand canned spinach. Its worst seller? Bluto's Rape Kit.
Hey,
Does anybody have any advice for getting a good group together for a heist?
I am trying to do the doomsday setup for the discount on the deluxo, and have now tried with two groups of randoms and I think it’s taken a few years off my life.
I try communicating and even just going ahead and doing all the hard stuff, but they still manage to die, no hate on them just frustration on my part.
Does anybody do Hearst’s with randoms and manage to get a good group?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
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2030, 19 January 2253, GHSS George Hearst, TMT (22 weeks to arrival)
Sam asked, “Okay, so everyone leveled up, right?” She looked across the table as Matt glanced at his tablet. His character had gained more health, and could move around in combat much faster than anyone else. “We ended last time as we entered the townmaster’s office. Let’s resume there. We step in through heavy wooden doors to an ostentatious office in the city hall. The townmaster is seated behind a dark oaken desk and is flipping through a book. Also on the desk is a gilded typewriter that you suspect to be magical. He looks up and beckons you forward.”
“I’m going to explain the situation to the townmaster and see if we can get his help,” Sean said.
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“Alright, so that’s the deal. There’s bodies in the forest that you’ll probably want to recover.” Sean stepped back from the heavy desk and rested his hands on his hips.
The townmaster replied, “I’ll send some guards into the forest to recover the bodies.” He picked up a phone and quietly spoke into it.” He hung up the phone and continued, “So there’s dark magic rituals being held in the woods, but the perpetrators have been killed? I believe you’ve taken care of the problem already. Thank you for your service to this city.”
Klein gritted his teeth and stepped forward. “Mr. Nichols, I assure you that the Captain of the Guard would not have voluntarily become a dark mage. I knew him for years, and this is entirely absurd!”
The heavyset man asked, “What then, do you propose caused this?”
Lian stepped forward and said, “Whatever god they were trying to s-summon. It’s likely trying to dominate people into its service. My old m-master knew of such gods and warned me about them.”
He shook his head and said, “I doubt that any god would care to target this city.”
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Ana rolled her eyes and muttered, “Okay, I’m convincing this idiot. This is so much more of a big deal than he seems to think.”
Sam looked down to her tablet and instructed, “Okay, roll a persuasion check and let’s see how convinced he is.”
Ana tapped the skill check roll and reported, “Eleven plus my bonus of five...sixteen on persuasion.”
“That’s a success, so let’s hear it.”
... keep reading on reddit ➡im sure anyone in BDC is aware that berkeley has a criminally low amount of performing spaces for dance groups. trying to plan the end of semester showcase for the group im in, but im really trying to avoid having to deal with cal performances. we had to work with them last semester and communication was SO delayed on their end we barely had time to advertise or sell tickets.
anyone know what other spaces on campus might be available as an event venue? (assuming covid conditions improve by may, that is) hertz hall is out of the question, since its booked up. hearst gym im not counting on, since theyre only just now letting RSOs use it for free again. any suggestions are super appreciated!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
He’s the new temp.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Hey guys, I know this may not be the perfect place, but I though some of you may have the skills and the interest to apply to some recent job openings. I you are n
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They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Put it on my bill
