How do you have a party in space
Vegans and Vegetarians can not have gender reveal parties
Because you must first veal before you can reveal.
And yes, I just said this to my wife. She can't wait until our kids are teenagers and I can tell these jokes in front of their friends.
A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
When do Santa's elves have their Christmas party?
Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?
So they knew which witch was which.
I have a party trick
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
Do you know who shouldn’t have house warming parties?
Eskimos.
If they have a house warming party their house will melt.
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
Pluto always wanted to have a party for the outer gas giants…
... but he just couldn’t find time to planet.
It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.
There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.
Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.
I just have to planet first.
What is the first thing you have to do when throwing a party in outer space?
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
Son: We should have a house warming party Dad.
Dad: (Moving to block the thermostat) a what now?
Have you ever been on a party boat?
Why does Nothern Finland have the best summer parties?
Because their summer nights are lit
If the mushroom was such a fun guy why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why couldn’t the fungus have a party?
His house didn’t have mushroom
My birthday was recently. I wanted to have my party at the library
but they were completely booked.
I was going to have an ice skating party...
Why should you always have mushrooms at your party?
How do you have a space party
My mother asked me to pick up chocolate coins for the kids on the way to her Hanukkah party. When the store on my route didn't have any and I showed up with regular chocolate, she started crying and begged me to go back out to a different store.
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
Where do European mice have their birthday parties?
I was trying to convince my Dad to let me have a LAN Party while they're gone.
Me: There would be at the most 16 of us.
Dad: 16! For your first party?
Me: I mean Dad, its a LAN party and nothing stupid would be going on.
Dad: I don't care if it's a Land party or a Sea Party!
He then started laughing and I walked away.
My friends apartment caught fire because someone elses ded too. Later, he got married. At the wedding he said they'd need to have me over once he got his new apartment ready for a housewarming party.
I said, to him and his new wife, "But I thought you already had a housewarming. His wife almost snotted herself over it. We're good friends to this day.
I tried to have a dinner party last night, but accidentally hosted a seance!
...turns out I'd bought an incanter, not a decanter! ...got the wrong kinda spirits out of it
The other day, my friend said, "I would have gone to the party, but it was Good Friday."
I responded, "You could have made it a great Friday if you went to the party."
Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
What does McDonald's and the Republican Party have in common?
How do you have a party in space?
How do you have a party in Space??
How do you have a party in space?
How do you have a party in space?
If mushroom was such a fun guy why didn't they have a party at his house?
Cuz there wasn't much room.
How do you have a party in Space?
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