I am not a dad. But I do joke like one.

I work in an area with a very large Hasidic Jewish population.

I was asked why they cut their hair everywhere other than near their ears.

My response: "They consider the temples sacred."

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dadjoked son this morning

Looking at a novel he's reading for school, I asked my son, "What is it about?"

"It's about a Jewish boy," he replied.

"Well I can tell that from the title."

"He's Hasidic."

"Ah... so not your basic Jew."

He groaned and grinned at the same time.

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