I am living this year in College Park Towers and I want to get the newspaper delivered. Does anyone know if the newspaper would go to my mailbox downstairs or to my apartment's front door? I've heard packages go to either one depending on the size, but I want the newspaper to come to my apartment directly. The landlord, building management and newspaper company all did not know.

As a swimmer at Hartwick College, I am reaching out for help for my colleagues and friends on the Women's Water Polo team. The program was cut without warning yesterday. It is an absolute sin that the 13th ranked teams in the NCAA will cease to exist at the end of this year. The players were given no warning, and are left in an awful place as the transfer deadline has passed today. A petition has been put together to show how much Water Polo (and other affected sports) mean to us. A quick signature would be appreciated!

Link here: https://www.change.org/p/stand-with-hartwick-division-i-athletics?recruiter=860374060&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_content=ex73%3Av2

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

These are the teams playing actual games against non-D1 teams.

All data pulled from D1Docket.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Ranked Games

Nationally Televised Games

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.