When I was reading Harry Potter, I always thought Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of an invisible character.

His execution could have gone a lot better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2021
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I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Why didn't The Three Little Pigs read the Harry Potter Books?

They heard there was a house with huff and puff in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefjeremy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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Harry Potter and a Dadjoke

Boyfriend: "When you come over this weekend, bring Harry Potter and a bathing suit."

Me: "I don't think I've read that one."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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My Dad's jokes are wizard.

My younger brother: "Dad, have you ever read 'Harry Potter?'"

Dad: "No, but I've read 'Furry Ceramicsworker.' It's the adult version."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martin194
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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Chain of pirate puns (Doghouse Diaries)

So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.

Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:

>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.

and

>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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I am teaching my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!

I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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