A list of puns related to "Harry Knowles"
I honestly think it'd be great. Some random dude one the internet living in Texas unable to actually walk for the most part turned the film industry on its head by making them thinking "OMG, we have to cater to all of film geeks out there!!!" I mean, Lucasfilm sent one of their reps to seek him out at a con, just to give him a private screening of "Attack of the Clones" in his hotel room months before it came out, all so that he'd give a great "pre-review" on his website. That's insane when you think about.
Meanwhile there are stories him being more or less just a weird, fucked up dude. Everything from him wearing a diaper to film screenings to the stories of sexual harassment to which his editors said he probably committed but was too socially oblivious to be aware of. That and ripping off his fans on his crowdsourced "television show" that only got partially funded.
I followed Harry Knowles a lot when he first made it big, reading his site daily for any tidbits. But eventually the drama surrounding him became must more fascinating as his site's content became more mundane than anything else.
Was wondering if anyone happened to read his apology.. https://www.aintitcool.com/an-apology-82806/
On March 11, 2020, Knowles posted "AN APOLOGY" on the site, three years after the accusations that took him down, with lines such as "Even if I hugged someone from the height of a wheelchair and did not anticipate the big ass being where I thought a back would be. I regret it." The apology was considered by most to be insincere.
Been seeing lots of chatter in twitter, and hearing people are leaving or boycotting AICN. Anyone have the full story?
I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive. Watch his βHOUSE OF PAINβ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does thisβ¦ Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiencesβ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs offβ¦ long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the topβ¦ The audience is cooingβ¦ He has them, they want release. He acts like heβs going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiencesβ backs arched, ready to cumβ¦. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds againβ¦ The pressure at a near boiling pointβ¦ Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive placeβ¦ Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is thereβ¦ right there at that pointβ¦ suddenly heβs relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasmsβ¦ trying to get away, trying to escapeβ¦ back back back, but he has you, and heβs never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electricβ¦ Frenetically frothingβ¦ Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calmβ¦ The audience relaxesβ¦ labored breathingβ¦ a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but noβ¦ more pleasure, more joy, more funβ¦ You canβt handle it, you start giggling and screamingβ¦ And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the endβ¦ The credits roll, the theater lights come upβ¦ You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue againβ¦ You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!
source: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/11793
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